Hey, my name's Gr8 Dane and this is the first fanfic I ever wrote,
It may not be the greatest but hey, I like the ending.
Anyway, enjoy...
I don't own any of the characters, Pioneer and AIC do. so don't sue me!
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Tenchi got up, half-consiously. He had almost grown used to the endless catfights between Roko and Ayeka, but it still horrified him every time an energy blast tore a hole through the floor.
Fortunately for Tenchi, Ryoko was being "examined" in Washu's lab and Ayeka was visiting the shrine. Tenchi got dressed and headed downstairs. He gave a morning greeting to Sasami who asked him if he could call everyone to the breakfast table. Unfortunately, that meant going to Washu's lab, where she'd surely extract "samples" from him. Well, Tenchi certainly didn't want that, then he remembered that Washu had installed a PA system just a month before for that very pupose. "Hehe." he chuckled, maybe now I can safely get them. Tragically, Washu had temporarily added a suprise for Tenchi. The instant his finger pressed the button he was teleported to her lab then strapped, buckled, and tied to a vertical platform. "&*#$Washu!!!" screamed Tenchi. "Well, you can't outsmart them all, especially the greatest scientific genius in the known universe!" "Oh great, might as well give up."
Tenchi got the whole gamut, but I won't go into the details. Let's just say he was really (Ahem)worn out.
After finishing another Sasami 5-star meal, the others went about their business as usual, except for Kiyone and Mihoshi, the Galaxy Police duo. They both looked deep in thought, well, except maybe Mihoshi, she looked more like she was sleeping. When Tenchi asked Kiyone, "What's the matter?" She turned to him and gave him the most horrifying blank stare he had ever recieved, this was not her regular serious look, she was hiding something, he could feel it.
Heavily disturbed, Tenchi left the table. He walked to grandpa's (Yosho's) shrine to complete his daily chores. Afterwards, Tenchi headed of to harvest the carrot patch where he met the enthusiastic cabbit, Ryo-Ohki. Tenchi asked the creature, "Are you hungry little fella?" she replied with a cheerful "Miyaa!".
With a fat cabbit and sore hands, Tenchi returned home.
He was instantly greeted by the ever flirtatious Ryoko, who was closely followed by Ayeka, and you know what that meant.
Ayeka: "Listen you demon i-"
Ryoko: "CAN IT! No one wants to listen to you, PRINCESS!"
Ayeka: "Well you sure have SOME nerve!"
Ryoko: "Alright you prissy SOB, bring it!"
Ayeka: "Fine, have it your way DEMON WOMAN!!!"
Both: "Grrr...DIEEEE!!!!!!!"
Both girls went into a mad charge with poor Tenchi Stuck in the middle. First there was a huge explosion, followed by more explosions, (you get the Idea) Until they were startled by a gunshot. After the smoke cleared, they could see the wannabe counselor Mihoshi holding her blaster at point-blank range from Ryoko's face. Startled, Ryoko vaporized the ditzy blonde on the spot. Ryoko: "Oops...Well, she was kind of annoying, RIGHT?!?!!" The other two nodded their heads nervously. For some odd reason, Mihoshi's emblem of stupidity (her blonde hair) survived the fatal blast. Just then Nobuyuki walked up, saw the hair, thought it was a wig, and said, "Great! Another addition to my female wig collection!"
Ayeka:"...That man truly disturbs me."
Ryoko:"Yeah, a real pervert."
Tenchi:"HEY! That's my dad you're talking about!"
Ryoko:"Have you ever seen that hentai library he calls a closet?"
Tenchi:"Well..."
Ryoko:"Thought so..."
Tenchi:"THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A PERVERT!"
Ayeka:"YEAH! I-I mean no!"
Ryoko:(muttering) "Stupid princess can't even think for herself..."
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Finally, around 11:00 pm the gang went to bed until,
Kiyone:"Hey, where's Mihoshi?"
-THE END-
