If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
HRT:what would you add to this letters? EA or U? EA you get a heart, if you'll pick U, you'll get hurt, so what would you pick? I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without you!
I would rather be blind than not to see you. I would rather not hear anything than not to hear you, I would rather lose my voice if I didn't tell this to you, that I would rather lose my heart than not love you..
The best date is someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart.
For every heart that finds a love, there is a heart that cries. For every dream that is reborn, there is a dream that dies. For every day filled with sun, there is a day of rain. For every hour filled with joy, there is an hour of pain. For every smile upon a face, there is a tear to cry. For every fond hello you say, there is a sad goodbye.
There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them for real...
If ever your heart needs a little more room to breathe, I would gladly step aside but if you feel empty inside then look around you'll see I never left you at all...
I know you're CUTE, you're INTELLIGENT, you're TALENTED, you're SMART and you're ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!?! I'm your friend that's why I'd rather lie than hurt your feelings...
3 apes escaped the zoo...one was seen eating burger at Mc Donald! The second ape was seen peeping at the ladies CR! The third ape was last seen reading this text! heheheh! =).
What's the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this message. Feeling cute is the one reading this message..
As a friend I guess I may tell you that you're pretty........pretty ugly. But that's ok you're funny naman......... funny looking! Don't worry may cute sa yo........... ANG FRIEND MO!!!
Without FOOLISHNESS, there can be no WISDOM. Without UGLINESS, there can be no BEAUTY. Hey, the world needs YOU after all!?!
6 rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred; 2. Free your mind from worry; 3. Live simply; 4. Expect less; 5. Give more; 6. Have a cute friend like mee?
When you smile, the whole world smiles with you, when you're happy people like to be close to you, when you're down people will rally behind you, but when you fart you are alone for people will never stand by you.!
This morning an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused ayoko nga! walang signal doon!?! I can't text my friends...
10 commandments in textworld:
1. wag pikon
2. wag bastos
3. wag deadma
4. wag low IQ
5. wag corny
6. wag pangdaya sa exam
7. wag sa simbahan
8. direct to the point
9. wag text twice
10. pass this msg
For text users everywhere... joy, delight, success and victory over struggles are words that can be summarized in two words: MESSAGE SENT!!!
A TEXT MANIAC is:
1. dala phone sa CR
2. text habang nagda-drive
3. text habang kumakain/nanonood ng tv/may kausap sa phone
4. bad breath
5. hinto sex para basahin ang incoming text!
He who drinks gets drunk. He who gets drunk goes to sleep. He who sleeps does not sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. So let's all drink and go to heaven.
Kisses blown are Kisses wasted. Kisses aren't Kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
When you're feeling down and you need a friend..when the time comes that you feel alone..when you think the whole world is against you?..I'll be there for you! JUST CALL MY SECRETARY FOR AN APPOINTMENT!
PICK-UP LINES: You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. You're like dandruff; I can't get you out of my head. You're like my car, you drive me crazy. You're like my postizo, I can't smile without you.!
It's better for a girl to sleep a 100 years and be kissed awake by the right prince than to stay awake and be kissed a 100 times by a wrong frog.
There's something in you that's so precious yet cost less. There's something in you that's so unique yet everyone has it. There's something in you that's so highly demanded yet you just don't know it? It's your SMILE!
When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated. I'll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk, go over the bridge and push you!!!