Babies Fight
It was a slow weekend. My friends and I had nothing better to do.
So we decided to hang out at a pub and to drink a little.
We got there at around 8:30, but by 10, we were all like:
After drinking so much, nature called, and I told the guys I was going to take a leak.
I struggled my way to the bathroom, and went into the closest stall.
At that time, I was so drunk I couldn't even stand up straight.
I was trying so hard to aim:
While I was taking the longest piss of my life, something stinked really bad.
I zipped up my pants and found out the guy next door was doing this:
I said, "GEEE! CLOSE THE DOOR, MAN! You are stinking up the whole place!"
But then he said:
Then I was like "SCREW YOU!!!!!!"
The next thing I remembered was we got into a fight, and that guy punched me right in the eye:
But of course I KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!