The "Zohlmanator bat" has                                    Home Plate?  No Shit
    been retired
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

     Joey Determan Swings the                       The testicle tree will now
       fucking bat                                               hold the retired bat
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Dan Zohlmann throws to Sam                  Caught up in the emotion, Sam
    Dewitt for the "first pitch" of the                and Dan hug with love.
    2002 season
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"The Strube" goes down hard after                         "The Strube" is bleeding
     running into the right center field
     fence and log.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

                                                   The Field that Rules
                                     (it looks much better in person, trust me)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!                What the fuck is this?