• 'djibouti(sp?) is in africa'-tyler
      'yeah, isn't that in europe?'-me :-\

    • 'detroit is in michigan?'-karlyn and collin

    • 'i'm going to bite your toes off and eat them with ranch dressing'-tyler

    • 'i'm still in today..haven't thought about tomorrow yet'-tara

    • 'go to the kitchen..open the refrigerator, get out 2 carrots..stick them in your nose..then go find an apple, stick it in your mouth...put a BIG bowl on your head, and grab to big stirrin spoons and hit stuff and yell "I KNOW WHAT TO DO, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!" AND that my friend, is what to do!'-tara

    • 'lemme get that chin'-kim

    • 'uncle joe-joe, he said no-no'-collin

    • 'this is buggy. buggy says hi. this is buggy when car goes by!'-tara(actually, it was on her hands. i think you'd have to see it to get it.)

    • 'jacob is a mouse...i am a donkey'-omar

    • 'so you just come steal my chicken nuggets and leave?'-collin
      'um, yeah'-omar

    • 'this better not be a hoax'-sam

    • 'i need some new eyelashes'-sarah

    • 'docta crusha! middle line backa!'-olivia on 'the crosby show'

    • 'you're tripping me out'-clint

    • 'i thought you meant you babysat the 30 year old'-megan

    • 'hott means.."hey baby, you hott" but.. hot means.."i am burning up"'-sarah

    • 'messages to people in your screen name is more brittany-ish'-katie

    • 'okay, i found what i was finding'-sarah

    • 'could you please stop sniffing my elbow?'-beth

    • 'got'im that time'-collin

    • 'we got pay-per-view!'-beth

    • 'is this real blood?'-hannah

    • 'my hand looks like one of those doctors gloves that someone blew up'-peter

    • 'i am going to bite your toes!'-nathan

    • 'hey, do it again, do it again!'-chelsea

    • 'i'm a nut, i'm a nut!'-aubree and ashton

    • 'if you don't let my mom pay you, i'll tell her i don't like you as a babysitter anymore' :OP-hannah

    • 'I GOT SHOTGUN IN THE BATHROOM!'-chelsea

    • 'wacka wacka leeke leeke lacka'-katie

    • 'tell your sister to get her butt off the phone!'-my mom
      'i don't think her butt's on the phone'-ma

    • 'my dog is a son of a girl doggy'-sam

    • 'wondahful'-beth

    • 'it was a big lizzard lookin' thing!'-mrs. miriam

    • 'i was gonna close you'-beth

    • 'you just wake me up, throw me in the shower, and stuff me!'-chelsea

    • 'mommy says i'm speeecial'-liz

    • 'can...i...have...have...peeease?'-michael

    • 'he's the extension to the family to which we haven't defined yet'-sara kathryn

    • 'hey buuuddy'-michael

    • 'i don't think daddy would take to that too kindly'-some little girl gettin her hair cut at southern styles

    • 'that guy's always had something against me-omar
      he just wishes he was young again'-dewey

    • 'sarah weeks smells like gym socks and eggs..mer always smells so pleasant'-bryan

    • 'what do you think this one's for?-bro. ron
      i don't know, ya reckon it's to keep it from runnin' over my foot?'-clint

    • 'i'm tryin' to run, but my legs aren't gettin' the signal'-marcus on smart guy

    • 'man! no chili, no tomato! this has gotta be the worst day i've ever had!'-grant

    • 'welcome to the world premiere of brittany harrell *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*(playing piano) *throws hands up in the air* thank you, thank you for coming!'-amy h.

    • 'ya know, a meal isn't a meal unless you spill something on yourself'-arline

    • 'I AM SO DADGUM HUNGRY'-beth
      'LOL, well go eat something hun'-me
      'i think i will..only one problem all we have is nasty stuff'-beth
      'well...hm..'-me
      'don't you hate that???'-Beth
      'yes! my parents are always like "there's food in there" i'm like IT'S ALL NASTY'-me
      'yeah.."kids in china are starving to death, be grateful for what you have blahdy, blahdy, blah"'-beth

    • 'well, how 'bout we take turns...or you can put me in your suitcase!'-hannah

    • 'don't yeave it dark, bertney!'-philip

    • 'your mom was in the elevator with like 10 boxes of krispy kreme donuts!'-chris

    • 'don't go away mad, chad..just go away!'-shannon

    • 'why do people even say anything if they aren't gonna tell you anything?!'-mr. chad

    • 'she's clearly sitting on the roof, losers. can't you see that it's a stupid pic of a cat, not a yard!'-jacob

    • 'so how are you s'posed to do it, just say "i'm yours, you mine, let's get married?"'-thomas

    • 'man, i need to go take the browns to the super bowl'-tara

    • 'it's just like when you buy a new dress, ya gotta buy new shoes, and new jewelry, and the whole ensemble!'-ma

    • 'oh okay, is that all the deposits you have for today?'-chase(to my mom)

    • 'my get up and go done got up and went and i dunno what to do!'-bro. jimmy

    • the cat's going poopies on grandma's car, mommy'-nate(fyi, it really wasn't..it was sitting)

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