Map out your future, but do it in pencil. - Jon Bon Jovi
The key to success? Work Hard, stay focused, and merry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shooes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes. - Quoted in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Only two things are infinite, the universe
and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the
former. - Albert Einstein
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze
pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison
I often wonder: What do people mean when they say
the computer went down on me? - Marilyn Pittman
If Bush were captain of the Titanic,
he'd say we were stopping for ice. - Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his
job; it's a depression when you lose your own. - Harry S. Truman
My Mom said she had learned how to swim. She said
someone took her out on the lake in a boat and
threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how
to swim.
I said: "Mom, they weren't trying to teach
you how to swim" - Paula Poundstone
Paranoids are people, too; they have
their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody
hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. - unknown
That works like a windshield wiper on a hogs ass - my grandpa (when things dont work like he wants them too)
Everytime I hear that damn thing its ringing - my grandpa (when the phone rings)
Pretty good is only a hair bit better then piss poor - my grandpa
