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YO MAMA!
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Yo mama is sooo fat, when she went to the restaurant she took one look at the menu and said, "OK, Sounds good."
Yo Mama is sooo fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Yo Mama is sooo fat cars look out for her.
Yo Mama is sooo fat a bus ran into her and she yelled, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE?!"
Yo Mama is sooo fat her blood type is Rocky Road.
Yo Mama is sooo fat she uses a boomerang to get her belt on.
Yo Mama is sooo fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Yo Mama is sooo fat her belt size is "equator".
Yo Mama is sooo dumb she wore a hard hat to Wal-Mart because it said "Watch out for falling prices!"
Yo Mama is sooo dumb she saw a sign on the floor at Wal-Mart that said "Caution: WET FLOOR", so she did.
Yo Mama is sooo dumb she ran into a parked car.
Yo Mama is sooo dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.
Yo Mama is sooo fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Yo Mama is sooo fat when she got lost they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama is sooo fat, when I was watching TV today she walked in front of me and i missed an hour-long TV show and 28 commercials.
Yo Mama is sooo old she farts out dust.
Yo Mama is sooo ugly, when she was born the doctor didn't know which part to smack.
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