« YO MAMA! » Yo mama is sooo fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic-tac. Yo Mama is sooo fat she's taller lying down. Yo Mama is sooo stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. Yo Mama is sooo stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company Yo Mama is sooo stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Yo Mama is sooo stupid she tried to drown a fish. Yo Mama is sooo stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo Mama is sooo stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo Mama like a squirrel she always got nuts in her mouth. Yo mama sooo fat he fell in love and broke it. Yo Mama is sooo dumb she ran into a parked car. Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. . Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. . Yo Mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. Yo mama so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" .