Using these on such people as "teachers, principles, parents, relatives, spouses, pets, friends, the school bully(s?), bosses, co workers, adults in general, or people with little or no sense of humor may get you in trouble and may result in lost friendships, relationships, jobs, responsibilities, privelages, and bodies/lives, so please, use these at your own risk.

Paltroon

One who is dimmer then a burnt out light bulb. An idiot. A moron. A dip-shit. An imbecile. You get the picture.

Pantat (Indonesian)

One who is or smells like an ass.

Pecker-Head

One who is a dick head, and you just wanna say it slightly gentler and for some reason less bluntly then to just come out and say "DICKHEAD!".

Penis-Breath

One who's breath smells like a penis (think about what would have to happen in order for someone's breath to smell like a penis and you'll realize the effectiveness for this insult and the kind of person/people it should be aimed at.)

Perek (Indonesian)

One who is or acts like a bitch.

Pie-Wagon

One who has become the poster child for obesity by eating more pastries then one would've thought possible. The kind of person who has no limits and simply can't get enough when it comes to powdered donuts and chocolate cake, and other fattening desserts.

Pig-Face

One who's face is so fat that it almost looks like a pig is staring back at you.

Pierdolec (Polish)

One who is or acts like a fucker.

Pillow-Biter

One who is in the position to bite a nearby pillow, because an often large, somewhat pointy object is entering one of their other bodily holes (Think about this one for a minute)Or in other words, a man who is disgustingly homosexual.

Pilthy-Fig

One of my father's favorite insults. (It'll make a lot more sense if you have the first letter of both words switch places.

Pin-Head

One who's about as smart as a bowling (or regular) pin, or, someone who has an oddly shaped head, possibly shaped like a bowling pin. Can also be used to refer to someone who's brain is as small as the end of a pin, though that version isn't as popular to my knowledge.

Pin-Prick

One who's penis is the size or shape of a pin.

Pipsqueek

One who is considered an outcast, usually due to their lack in height, and sometimes also their high voice, and the fact their considered worthless because of these traits.

Piss-Ant

One who is very small and obnoxious. Small because, well, what's smaller then an ant the size of a single drop of urine? I know there are several things smaller, but to insure I don't find and kill you and your pet goldfish, don't email me naming all of the things smaller then that.

Pizza-Face

One whos face is so covered with acne that it almost looks like someone replaced their face with a pizza.

Plow-Boy

One who is all of the things we hate most about rednecks.

Poindexter

One who is a dangerous combination of being a nerd and in imbecile.

Pole-Smoker

One who has performed, or still performs, fellatio (Insult works best if vistim is male.)

Porky

One who is somewhere between slightly pudgy and disgustingly obese (This tends to be one of the more hurtful insults, and considering you'll probably be using it on someone bigger then you who also happens to weigh more, I suggest you use this one VERY CAREFULLY)

Porker

One who is overweight and has eating habits that make people look at food a lot differantly, differantly in a bad way.

Poser

One who pretends to be something their not, and chances are never will be.

Possum-Puss (Puss as in face you sick ass)

One who's face resembles a possum's (If you've ever seen a possum's face, or any other part of a possum for that matter, you'll know all to well why this is an incredibly effective insult)

Pot-Licker

One who licks pots? (I'm not really sure who this would apply to, but my grandmother considers this insult at the same level if not worse then "M.F.", so I figured I'd put it on here.)

Prick

One who has any or all of the following characteristics: short tempered, hot headed, cruel, loner, and/or a pissy old bastard.

Pudge

One who is obviously, sweatily, annoyingly, and lets not forget disgustingly overweight.

Punk

One who is a loner, for any number of reasons.

Punk-Ass

One who is both a punk and an ass, a truly evil combination.

Puppet

One who is small and annoying.

Pussy

One who is always cowardly and is scared of things that to normal people aren't scary at all. One who lacks bravery, and courage. One who cries a lot and isn't very strong.

Puttana (Italian)

One who acts like or is a whore.

Putz

One who tends not to be very bright, one who has way too much time on their hands, and/or one who doesn't do very much, and in the few cases they try to do something, they usually create an enormous cluster fuck of mishaps. (also means dickhead in Yiddish)

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