* When a duck quacks, it doesn't echo, and no one knows why!!
* Celery, apple, coffee, chocolate, and cola were all flavours that jello attempted (and failed).
* When a duck quacks, it doesn't echo, and no one knows why!!
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* So can Trevor.
* The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is UNCOPYRIGHTABLE.
* COPYRIGHT is a horrible Canadian band. Horrible!!
* One in 2 billion people will live to be 116 or older.
* The bible has been translated into Klingon. 
* More people have died as a result of religion than any other epidemic.
* When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year (that's how many km?).
* If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
* The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches.
* You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
* All polar bears are left handed (or "pawed"). 
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
* Dentists, homosexuals, and teenagers have the highest suicide rate in the world.
* The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
* Queen Elizabeth has been known to walk around the palace turning lights off to conserve energy.
* The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
* No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
* Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, but dogs only have about ten. 
* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
* If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
* If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall, and be unable to walk.
* "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
* Butterflies taste with their feet. 
* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* The divorce rate in North America is 50%.
* The Beatles original manager was secretly attracted to John.
* Beatles' drummer, Ringo Starr, couldn't read music.
* Supermodels are 23% thinner than the average woman.
* Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
* Some breeds of dogs and cats have webbed feet.
* One in three people will develop cancer in their lifetime.
* Superman was created by a Canadian.
* Pierre Trudeau was voted as one of the sexiest men of the century.
* The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart.
* The longest turd in the world was produced by an American over a period of 2h 12min. It was officically measured at 12 feet, 2 inches.
* The man who produced the longest turd is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
* The amount of women ages 15-18 to give birth in 1999 hit a forty year low.
* Coca Cola once contained cocaine.
* The flourescent lights in schools, are damaging to your health.
* Your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
* Albert Einstein failed highschool.
* The average human being uses 1/7th of his/her brain potential. Einstein used 2/7th.
* There's no "I" in team (but there's and "M" and and "E").
* More people are killed anually by donkeys than in airplanes.
* Mosquito repellents don't repel, they hide. They block mosquito's sensors, so they can't find you.
* Some dentists recommend that toothbrushes not be kept in the bathroom. They should be at least 6 feet away from toilets at all times, to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
* American car horns beep in the tone of F.
* The liquid contained in young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
* One in four Americans has appeared on television.
* American Airlines saved $40 000 in 1987, by eliminating one olive from every first class salad.
* The first CD pressed in the USA, was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". (Enough American trivia already!!)
* Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.
* Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.