How to Annoy People
Speak in pig Latin.
Act like you can't speak English.
Act like you're death and speak in really phony sign language.
When buying things, pay in pennies.
Change to volume of the CD player from loud to quiet all the time, when others are listening to it.
Talk really quietly so the people have to get really close to hear you, then when they're close to you, scream at them.
Stare at someone until they look at you, then go really loud, 'WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?'
TyPe LiKe ThIs On InStAnT mEsSaGiNg.
dontusepunctuationorspaces.
Talk like a gangstah, yo!
Respond to every comment made to you by saying "huh?" or "what?"
Write on restaurant napkins, "for inside use only"
Make up imaginary number such as eighty-twelve and eleventy-seven and then use them in trivial situations.
Send the same document to someone multiple times.
Spell words such as "fool" and "frog" with "ph" instead of "f".
End wordz that end with "s" with a "z".
Create a folder on a computer called "do not open" and then watch to see who opens it.
Abrv8 as mch as poss.
Name every hair on your head and then go throught the list with a person who is obviously in a hurry.
"Put quotes at the beginning of a sentence but not at the end.
Repeat yourself.
Repeat yourself.
Type in big letters.
Emphasize every other word.
Read this list out loud to a parent or friend.
Purpously use the same number in a list multiple times.
Say "guess" when people ask questions that they could never guess the answers to.
Claim to follow the religion of Bobism
List every movie you have ever seen in chronological or alphabetical order and then near the end say, "oh wait! I messed up!" and start over.
Repeat yourself.
End every thing you say with "and so on and so on and so on and so on..."
Say you have a magic gremlin called Bob and when someone sits down yell, "oh, no, you sat on Bob!" and start crying as if Bob is dead.
Mayke oveeous spelllinn mistayckes.
Write lists like these.
Even worse, read them outloud to people.