Things to Do Before You Die
Argue on air with a radio DJ
Call up a country and western station and request jazz, also call up KISS FM and request Metallica, then call up Capital FM and request Beethoven's Symphony No. 9, etc.
Bring a basket of extra fat cookies and muffins to a Weight Watchers meeting.
Go to a nudist beach!
Stand on the window sill of the top floor of a very tall building (say, Canada Tower in London, that tall building in Tokyo, Emprire State Building), and threatan to jump (but don't - unless that's how you wanna die. I don't want to have the death of some person too dimwitted to understand a joke on my conscience. Also, this isn't recommended on a windy day).
Watch TV for 48 hours straight.
Swim with sharks.
Skydive.
Sing the national anthem whilst standing naked on top of the highest diving board at your local public swimming pool.