1. Killed in kickboxing match with Satan.

2. Caught in gears of combine.

3. Hit in head with a 30 pound sledge.

4. Diving into a swimming pool filled with shards of broken glass.

5. Gnawing off your own arm to escape a hunter's trap.

6. Going 18 years without sleeping.

7. Attempting to swallow side of beef... whole.

8. Testing your own flammability.

9. Accidentally bathing in molten steel.

10. Bleeding to death after pulling off your own head in a bet.