We are the people our parents warned us about.
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
I don't discriminate. I hate everyone.
Let's play Titanic. I say "ICEBERG!" And you go down...
If you're not pissed off at the world, you're not paying attention.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness.
I swallowed razor blades and spit up blood, cut out my heart and gave it to my love.
Sometimes loving someone means letting go.
I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like this is just a dream and pretend this isn't hurting me.
A million words wouldn't bring you back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I cried.
Hearts are broken by words left unspoken.
I wanna know why I've always felt alone. And I wanna love, why am I untouchable? - Godsmack.
I'm scared to fall in love, I'm scared to fall fast, because when I fall in love, it never seems to last.
In a way, I know my heart is waking up when all the walls fall down.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it cuz I might do something crazy like believe it.
It's time to move on, it's all in the past, I knew in my mind it would never last.
Who could ask for more than to live the moment they would die for.
Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
You don't realize how much you care about someone, until they don't care about you.
Older men declare wars, but it is the younger men who must fight and give their lives.
I don't miss "us", I miss what I wanted "us" to be.
It is important that we do not deny ourselves the feeling of being truly inlove.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.
Why do we always love the one's that hurt us, and hurt the one's we love?
Everyone that lives dies, but not everyone that dies....lives.
If a rose represents love, why does it wither and die?
I'm special. You're not. Get over it.
So many men, so little time...
I don't worship the devil, the devil worships me.
WARNING: I HAVE PMS AND A GUN!!!
Guys have feelings too, you know. But, like, who cares?
If I throw a stick, will you leave me alone?
Not even if you were the LAST boy on earth.
Boyfriends are like tampons... they need to be kept on a secure string.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
I see. I like. I want. I get. You see. You like. You try. You fail. Sorry, but that's just the way of the world!
I can be nice, sweet and innocent, really, but I chose not to be.
Guys are motherfuckers, girls are just bitches.
I know I'm not the queen of the world, but you and I both know I should be.
It's nice that you talk about me behind my back. I like being the centre of your universe.
I'm not a slut, I'm just popular!
I'm not a bitch I just don't like you.
Good girls go to heaven. Hey, what d'ya know, I wasn't invited?
Don't forget my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later.
DO NOT TOUCH THIS
You only live once, so why not?
Two's a company, three's a crowd, what do four and five make?
Regret is an insight that came too late.
Your jealousy is my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Real eyes, realize, real lies.
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
God made ice-cream, God made cake, God made you his first mistake.
All you bitches don't like me. One word. JEALOUSY.
I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
Smile... it freaks people out.
I'm on the edge of the insanity boarderline but I'm leaning far over.
Reality is only an illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Guys are like rollar coasters... they either make you sick or give you the time of your life.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
Chicks wanna be me, guys wanna date me, if your jealousy is all you are, then go ahead and hate me.
I'm an amateur gyenacologist, if you think my prices stink, you should smell my fingers.
I love life and life loves me, I'm as happy as can be, no one happier exists, excuse me whilst I slit my wrists.
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's called sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £3.95 a minute.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Life is a waste of time, so let's get wasted and have the time of our life!
Born to shop, forced to go to school.
She cries alone so the tears don't show, then smiles to the world so no one knows.
When you have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.
Relax...it's not your fault the world's fucked up...it's the world's fault you're fucked up.
Sweet is love when all is sane, sweet is death to rid the pain, cruel is death when all is well, cruel is love when all is hell.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.