Intelligent Design?
The following is a combined listing of statements from the religious Bible and non-religious science textbooks(?). See if you can discriminate and differentiate as to what comes from what:
1. In the beginning, the Intelligent Designer created the intelligently-designed Earth and space (sounds logical and rather rational to the sane mind, yes?). And space was without form and empty, and darkness was upon the surface of Earth's deep waters. And The Sun and stars (and perhaps planets) weren't created until Day 4 of Creation Week. After an earth had been created for lifeforms to exist upon (duh!), intelligently-designed fully-complete-and-fully-functioning lifeforms were created (by Guess Who) out of inanimate Earth and only/always reproduced according to their own kinds without microevoluting with or without mutations but instead adapting to their different environments by already-given-and-enclosed genetic-alterations capacity. And the Intelligent Designer created intelligently-designed humanity - a large segment of which humanity stupidly rebelled and wickedly chose to disobey, ignore, and misrepresent the Intelligent Designer as [allegedly] "non-existent" plus slander His intelligently-designed creation (in their deliberately self-imposed ignorance) as [purportedly] "non-intelligent." In second-chance pity and compassion, the now-somewhat-ticked-off Intelligent Designer gave them the massive-and-complex intelligently-designed HOLY BIBLE of 66 books in retaliation, and although a few astute and wisely knowledgeable humans accepted natural truth therein which caused them to be quite innovative and inventive technologically, the majority belligerantly chose to despise facts, and consequently the Intelligent Designer has understandably and thankfully destined such despicable fools to burn in hell forever.
2. If the iron is blunt, and one does not sharpen the edge, the cutter must put forth more strength.
3. And the glory of the Intelligent Designer shone round about them, and they were filled with fear.
4. If a tree falls to the south or to the north, in the place where the tree falls, there it will lie (unless moved by a bulldozer).
5. It is good for the eyes to stare directly at the Sun all day so that one soon goes completely blind.
