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PROPOSED STATE HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION STANDARDS PROFICIENCY EXAM (?)

VACCINATION VERSION (?)

ALL questions MUST be answered.
Any questions not answered will be marked WRONG.
There is only ONE correct answer for each question.

1. At what time in fetal development does a homosexual person become gay?

____ a) one month from conception
____ b) six months from conception
____ c) immediate prior to birth

2. If woman is 2.5 times smarter than man, how smart is man?

____ a) IQ of 65 (idiot)
____ b) IQ of 75 (imbecile)
____ c) IQ of 85 (moron)

3. Being that Mary Joseph conceived Jesus by herself only, how many years did it take for lesbians to produce a man?

____ a) 1
____ b) 67 million
____ c) 4 to 5 billion

4. If 139 is 27, than 46 is

____ a) 72
____ b) 98
____ c) 123

5. If red is black, then pink is

____ a) orange
____ b) green
____ c) yellow

6. How long did it take "Gawd" to evolve after the Big Bang?

____ a) 7 days
____ b) 33 years
____ c) forever

7. If Bertha is twice as old as Bessie, and Myrtle half as old as Nessie, how old is Tess?

____ a) 175
____ b) 140
____ c) 2

8. Microevolution (compared with macroevolution) in which reproduced and reproducing variations or adaptations within like kinds of lifeforms have appeared and yet appear GRADUALLY and ALMOST-imperceptibly are nevertheless considered

____ a) evolutionism
____ b) creationism

9. Buddhism is inferior to native-american Wiccan witchcraft because of its

____ a) practicality
____ b) transcendancy
____ c) environmentalism

10. Rev/Monsignor/Cardinal Docteur Martilutha King was the father of discriminatory injustice because of his

____ a) chocolate athletic color
____ b) superior-to-whites plagiaristic intelligence
____ c) por'-black-boy rhetorical pacifism

11. If weaker-sex Eve ate Forbidden Fruit 7000 years ago, did she promptly die that day in any way, or dress casually?

____ a) Yes
____ b) No
____ c) "IT" doesn't say