1. At what time in fetal development does a homosexual person
become gay?
____ a) one month from conception
____ b) six months from conception
____ c) immediate prior to birth
2. If woman is 2.5 times smarter than man, how smart is man?
____ a) IQ of 65 (idiot)
____ b) IQ of 75 (imbecile)
____ c) IQ of 85 (moron)
3. Being that Mary Joseph conceived Jesus by herself only, how many years did it take for lesbians to produce a man?
____ a) 1
____ b) 67 million
____ c) 4 to 5 billion
4. If 139 is 27, than 46 is
____ a) 72
____ b) 98
____ c) 123
5. If red is black, then pink is
____ a) orange
____ b) green
____ c) yellow
6. How long did it take "Gawd" to evolve after the Big Bang?
____ a) 7 days
____ b) 33 years
____ c) forever
7. If Bertha is twice as old as Bessie, and Myrtle half as old as
Nessie, how old is Tess?
____ a) 175
____ b) 140
____ c) 2
8. Microevolution (compared with macroevolution) in which
reproduced and reproducing variations or adaptations within
like kinds of lifeforms
have appeared and yet appear GRADUALLY and ALMOST-imperceptibly are
nevertheless considered
____ a) evolutionism
____ b) creationism
9. Buddhism is inferior to native-american Wiccan witchcraft because
of its
____ a) practicality
____ b) transcendancy
____ c) environmentalism
10. Rev/Monsignor/Cardinal Docteur Martilutha King was the father of discriminatory injustice because of his
____ a) chocolate athletic color
____ b) superior-to-whites plagiaristic intelligence
____ c) por'-black-boy rhetorical pacifism
11. If weaker-sex Eve ate Forbidden Fruit 7000 years ago, did
she promptly die that day in any way, or dress
casually?
____ a) Yes
____ b) No
____ c) "IT" doesn't say