the Comprehensive story of the Dancing Baby
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The Chronology of the Dancing Baby
Do you remember the dancing baby off of the hit Fox Network show called Alley Mc Beal? Well where do you think they found that baby? Believe it or not the baby was discovered auditioning for the Nickelodeon show Rugrats? the talent scouts for Nickelodeon did not anticipate there was any true appeal in dancing babies, so they let him slip by. When Fox saw him, they quickly understood what a hit was on their hands. When he aired on Alley Mc Beal everyone was in awe. This spawned t-shirts, dancing baby commercials, key chains, chess boards, magazine interviews, late night TV interviews, guest roles on other shows, but still no Nickelodeon.
Alley Mc Beal did not last forever. After a few seasons the dancing baby was out of a job; the phone calls stopped and times got hard. There was a time when scientists tried to clone the baby from old DNA, but the project failed after they realized nobody cared anymore. We really are not sure what happened to him during those hard times. Some say he joined the military? some say he auditioned for Comedy Central?s double platinum show South Park? I personally think the more logical answer is that he joined the Great Iranian Circus, became part of the rebellion, found Jesus and started ministering to the people. (But maybe that?s just me) Anyhow, he returned. The 32 year old dancing baby popped up in Canadian Star Search for the performance of his life.
His performance on star search that night would indefinitely determine the next phase in his career; and it was awesome? Although he danced like never before, it wasn?t good enough. He was praised for his talent and great presentation, sadly the TV offers he anticipated did not come and he went bankrupt. He went once more into hiding, and nobody had seen or heard from him. USA Today captured this recent photo of him a remote location:
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