Recently a chicken was spotted by McDonalds trying to play in the play place. She is forty feet tall, much too tall for the McDonalds play area. Soon afterwards she was thrown out for scaring the children. This afternoon the chicken escaped from the police and may be headed to your house. Here are some ways to protect you and your family from this horrible beastly chicken. First, eat lots of chicken from McDonalds and don’t eat from Burger King. Second, carry an umbrella with you wherever you go, in case of falling eggs. Lastly, don’t put grain in your hair because the chicken might peck your head. However, if you have blond hair, its okay to put grains in your hair because the grains will blend in.