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Rachel answers your questions...
Dear rachel,
how do Chinese people make duck sauce? -Drew
Drew, It is a lengthy process. The Chinese should be admired. First, they get a duck from the market and put it through a machine. The duck isn't hurt in this process, they just have to spit into a cup. After the duck spits, it is let loose into the wild once again. So to answer your question, Drew, duck sauce is merely duck saliva. --Rachel
My cat thinks she's a tiger. Should I keep telling her she's not, or plant jungle vines in my living room?
Signed,
Stalked
Dear stalked, Turn the whole house into a jungle for her, and wear a loincloth. --Rachel
ENTER THE "we all are cats." CATIEST CAT CONTEST!
Just send Rachel your name and why you think you are the catiest cat.
CRITERIA:
-Loud meow.
-Heavy eating habits.
-MUST have the ability to wink.
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Interview with a British cat
So, cat, what's your name?
My name is Cattardis.
What is your favorite hobby?
I like to purr.
Ohh..that's so interesting...How old are you?
I am about seven years old. (Plays with a ball of yarn)
Do you wear clothes, like Puss in boots?
No. (Gets tangled in a ball of yarn)
Where do you live?
Britain, where I have lived my whole life.
Wow, this is so interesting thanks for talking with us.
Cheerio.
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