DREAMY DREW

I had the best dream last night. It was one of those dreams you never want to awaken from. I was in high school again, just sitting on a stool in a chemistry class. Drew Barrymore walks in, and is introduced as the new girl. She was instructed to take an empty seat beside me. We began talking, about what I can't remember. The bell rang and all the students began filing out the door. I was packing up my backpack when Drew leaned over like she was gonna tell me a secret, but instead she sucked on my earlobe! Then, unfortunately, I woke up. I have the biggest crush on Drew. And why not? She is beautiful, charismatic, talented, and as Gidget would say-just CREAMY!