Class Trip 2003
The following was transcribed accurately from the journal in which it was written during Class Trip 2003.
STUPID THINGS MONICA HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"I wish I was a cow."
Diana: "Did you eat all the beans?"
Monica: "No, I just took them out of the corners."
Diana: "Pots don't have corners, you idiot."
Sarah: "Would you like me to hold your hand?"
Monica: "Yes, we can hold hands across the interbedal space."
"Let's play 'Take Monica's Boot Off'!"
STUPID THINGS APRIL HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"My hair is only wet when it's tangled."
"I have come through the mist."
* Le Frontiere - no more needs to be said.
"I'll get it!" (with prancing)
"My hair was out of my head."
"I want to watch American Eagle tonight."
"These are very flavourful beans."
"What does one wear to a Quebec hospital?"
STUPID THINGS APRIL HAS DONE ON CLASS TRIP
Running into Peter.
Making "snowboard guy" (hot) help her up.
Covering up the chocolate milk spill.
Le Frontiere.
Hitting the pole.
STUPID THINGS NIKKI HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"PLEASE sleep with me, Diana!!!"
"I had a one hour layaway."
"Crackerpie?"
"Diana, screw you, sleep with me!"
Nikki: "These are like $20 batteries."
Diana: "Are they dead?"
Nikki: "Nope, they're alive."
"I'll squish and squeal all night long."
"I'll squiggle..."
"I wouldn't eat the lid if I were you."
STUPID THINGS WECKER HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"Who wants grace?"
"If you break or contaminate my bamboo..."
"No, no, Sarah, DOWN!!!"
STUPID THINGS REBECCA HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"I took a bath last year."
STUPID THINGS MR. BOWES HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"I'm ringing."
"How was breathing today?"
STUPID THINGS MELI HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"The tree reached out and grabbed me and my snowboard."
STUPID THINGS DIANA HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
April: "Someone say something stupid."
Diana: "You're intelligent, April, you're intelligent."
"It's erupting Monicas!"
STUPID THINGS SARAH HAS SAID ON CLASS TRIP
"The colder it gets, the hotter it feels."
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