Star Trek Humor

Why Captain Janeway is better than Captain Picard

• One word: hair
• Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
• Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.
• Command ships blown up: Picard - 2 Janeway - 0
• Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.
• Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience.
• Janeway has a first officer with a tattoo!
• Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
• Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television.
• Her telepath only lives nine years.
• Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are you ever stupid!"
• Has a more manly voice.
• Kes. Troi. No contest.