O.K, Smelly Cat isn't the first song of this great singer, but obviously the most famous, so don't look far, it's right here, and after it, Phoebe's first song,
"The Blackout."

"SMELLY CAT." Download Mp3

Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend of those with noses.
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.

"THE BLACKOUT".Download Mp3
 

New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy....
la la la, la la, la la...

"THE SNOWMAN".Download Mp3

(Phoebe:  I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide, and 1 about a snowman.
Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman.)

(Phoebe,Takes mike.) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.

           I made a man with eyes of coal
          And a smile so bewitchin',
          How was I supposed to know
          That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
           La lalala la la la la lalala la la...

          ...My mother's ashes Download Mp3
          Even her eyelashes
          Are resting in a little yellow jar,
          And sometimes when it's breezy...
           ...I feel a little sneezy...

"THE COMA GUY". Download Mp3

(Phoebe: I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me.)

         You don't have to be awake to be my man,
          As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
          Though we just met the other day,
          There's something I have got to say...

Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break!

WAITING FOR ROSS & CAROL'S BABY. Download Mp3

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry...

"THE SHOWER'S SONG". Download Mp3

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song.
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat,
and lather, rinse, repeat, as needed...

"TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT." Download Mp3

There was a girl, let's call her Betty,
and a guy let's call him Neil.
Now I can't stress this point too strongly,
'cause this story isn't real.
...Now our Neil must decide,
who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call Ju...Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!

"THE TRUTH ABOUT GRANDMA'." Download Mp3

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too!
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANNA DO." Download Mp3

There'll be times when you get older,
when you'll want to sleep with people,
just to make them like you. . .
But don't!!
'Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do,
everybody!
That's another thing that you don't wanna do!

"BARNYARD ANIMALS." Download Mp3

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nooowww, chickens!

"ALL KINDS OF LOVE." Download Mp3

Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"STICKY SHOES."(Phoebe and Leslie) Download Mp3

My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end.
With them I'm one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light, I....
 I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.

"THE HOLIDAYS SONGS."

(1th song:)
Happy Chanukah, Monica!
May your Christmas be snowy, Joey!
Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross.
Spin the draddle, Rachel!

(2th song:)
I went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
Said all you need is to write them a song.
You haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along.
No, don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Chanukah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, have dladd-hmm-glandrr!!
Happy holidays, everybody!

"LITTLE FETUS"

Are you in there little fetus?
In nine will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas.

"LITTLE BLACK CURLY HAIR." Download Mp3

I found you in my bed!
How'd you whined up there?
You are a mystery!
Little black curly hair!
Little black curly hair!
Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair...

"GOOD BYE HATE AND ANGER." Download Wav

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see-
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free-
Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say good-bye,
And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!
La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!!

"MONICA & CHANDLER'S ENGAGEMENTS SONGS."

1th: First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay.
        But here I am singing on his wedding day!

2th: Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing?
         Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!

3th:We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.
        That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get la..