~*::.The Ham Twins.::*~
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Off, far off in a field, you could hear a singing voice.
“Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away…now it seems they’re here to stay…oh I believe, in yesterday.”
This was the voice of our Brother, Monkey Spirit. Unfortunately, his singing voice was terrible. We are twins. The twin spirits of Shadow, and Light and our brother is the Monkey Spirit. And this is our story.
Boss (welcoming people to Oxnard’s birthday feast): Hamha!!! Come right in!!! Welcome!!! Have a good time.
Oxnard: Aww, gee. A feast??? For me??? You guys are the greatest!!!
So the feast continues.
Meanwhile, after traveling for 5 weeks straight, Light Spirit, Shadow Spirit, and Monkey Spirit stop at a park.
Monkey Spirit: Hey, where are we???
Light Spirit: I dunno.
Shadow Spirit: Where ever we are, it reminds me of home, a bit.
Light Spirit: (looks at a map made out of leaves): Hey, look at the map!!! We’re here!!!
Monkey Spirit: The spirit rapping place???
Shadow Spirit: NO, YOU DOOFUS!!!
Light Spirit: We’re at the spirit-resting place.
They continue to speak as they walk into the clubhouse tunnels. Through the tunnel, they went, and they found a door.
Shadow Spirit: I’m ready to go. Light, Monkey???
Monkey Spirit: I am.
Light Spirit: Me too!!!
Shadow Spirit, Light Spirit, and Monkey Spirit turn into their normal hamster form and walk through the door.
Boss: Hamha- who the heke are you three???
Monkey Spirit: Let us In-tro-ducie our selves. I am…uhhhh…Mikael. And this i-
Shadow Spirit: And I am…uhh…Diana.
Light Spirit: AND I AM ANGEL!!!
Shadow Spirit (whispering in Light Spirit’s ear): You’re giving yourself awAAAAaaaaaay…
Light Spirit: Uh…my name is… what I meant to say was…my name is… Adrianne.
Bijou: Bonjour Adrianne, Diana and Mikael!!! I am Bijou.
Mikael: Yeah… uhh… Bonjour-ie to you-ie too.
Adrianne and Diana: Hamha, Bijou!!!
Diana: So… what are Your true forms???
All ham hams: Heke???
Maxwell: What do you mean???
Adrianne: Nothing… I mean…uhh…Where’d ya say the bathroom was???
Diana: Where’s da food???
Mikael: I’M TIRED!!!! WHERE ARE THE SLEEPING SOCKS???
Snoozer:Zuu zuu zuu.....
Later that day...
Oxnard: Hey, are you even Ham hams???
Howdy: They do not look like any ham hams, I do not think they are!!!
Diana, Adrianne, and Mikael: Hehehe…what does it take to become a hamham???
Sandy: Like, nothing!!! You just have to be, like, TOTALLY nice!!!
Diana: Heh…nice…that’s gonna be hard…
Adrianne: EASY AS…CHEESIE!!!!
Mikael: WHEEE WHEEE WHEEEE…What ya say???
Stan (to Diana and Adrianne): HiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiii, Diane and Adrianna!!!
Diana *Sticks tounge out*: Other way, dude.
Adrianne: Adrianne and Diana.
Stan: Oooo…k…heh heh…PaaassshmIIIIIIInaaaaaaaa…
Diana *in her head*: These don’t seem to be spirits…
Mikael: To be CON-TIN-UED!!!!
Diana: Doofus!!!!
Adrianne: Continued. There. =)