Three Words
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Thank you to Dark_Gothicwarrior for sending this! [If you are under 13 years of age please turn back]
Stan and Pashmina sat in a cherry blossom tree. They had been going out for quite some time now...For an hour now, there had been silence while the two watched the moon. Pashmina and Stan were holding paws. Stan knew this was the time. He smiled.
"Pashmina?" he asked.
"Yes, Stan?" Pashmina replied.
"I love you."
There was silence.
"Did you hear what I said?" Stan asked, turning to Pashmina.
"Um, yes, Stan? Can we go now?" Pashmina answered. She walked past him on the tree branch and carefully stepped down the tree.
Stan just started as she walked into the darkness without saying Bye-Q.
Stan sat in a chair in the Ham-Ham Clubhouse, thinking about the night before.
"Hey, Bro, what's up?" asked a voice.
Stan looked up and saw his younger sister, twirling her ribbon in the air. She smiled at him impishly.
"And how was that date last night?" she snickered.
Stan looked at his feet.
"Well, it was a little...confusing." he said, a little ashamed of taking wisdom from his sister.
Sandy sat down next to him.
"Oh?" she asked. She sighed. "What did you say?"
"I just said what I felt, y'know, Sis?" Stan said.
"What was that?"
"I told her I loved her."
"WHAT?!?!"
"I told I loved-"
"Ssshhhh!" Sandy hissed, covering Stan's mouth. "I heard what you said, but keep it down, will ya?!"
"Wh-why?..."
"Those three words happen to be the most deadliest in the game of Love."
"Huh?"
"Just think about it: You say it to Pashmina, soon all the people will wanna say it even though they don't know for sure! This could be the end to dating in he Ham-Ham Clubhouse!"
Stan stood up and stared at her.
"I have no clue what you just said." he said.
Sandy also stood up. Just then, Boss and his girl-friend Bijou walked to them.
"Hey, guys, what's up?" Boss asked.
"Stan said 'I love you' to Pashmina." Sandy replied.
"Oh, my!" Bijou said dreamily. "How adorable."
Boss froze. He glared at Stan and pinched Stan's neck hard, not letting go. Stan cried out, but tried to keep still.
"You said zat, Stan?" Bijou asked. "How romantic!"
"Yeah, um, we'd better go now, Bijou..." Boss murmured.
Bijou left and Stan rubbed his neck. He glared at Boss.
"Alright so what's the big idea with the 'I love you' stuff?!" Boss demanded. "You know no matter how much I love her, I could never SAY it to her! What do do?! What do I do?! Think, think...OUCHICHI!!!"
"Thinking cramp?" Sandy asked.
"Ow, yeah..."
"Uh-huh, I get those too."
"Yeah, well, I better get to Bijou and talk to her...What do I say now? Think-OW!!!"
Boss walked off.
"See what I mean?" Sandy demanded.
"No..." Stan whimpered.
"Since you said, everyone'll have to say it because and when they break-up everyone'll be broken-hearted because of those words!"
"Yeah...Love hurts...But all I said was 'I love-"
"Ssshhhh!"
"What?! Is there something uncool about saying what I feel?!"
"Yes!"
"..."
Later that day, Stan entered the Clubhouse with a bonquet of flowers in his hands. He saw Pashmina pass by. He walked towards her.
He called out, "Pashmi-"
BOOM!!! The next thing Stan knew was that he was on the ground, Sandy on top of him. She got up and dusted herself off.
"What the heck, Sis?!" Stan exclaimed, picking up the bonquet. "I was just going to say sorry to Pashmina!"
"Not with these, you're not!" Sandy said, grabbing the flowers.
She saw Cappy walk by and handed them to him. He blinked, but kept walking.
"Okay, now you're confusing me..." Stan murmured.
"Ugh..." Sandy groaned. "Come with me."
Sandy pulled Stan into te empty storeroom and closed he door. She stood in front of him, blushing with a determined look on her face.
"Alright, do whatever you did last night right now." she instructed. "Pretend I'm Pashmina."
"What?!" Stan demanded.
"Stan, you're, like, so immature...Just pretend I'm Pashmina. No one's here!"
"Err, fine...But it won't be pretty..."
Stan held Sandy's paw in his. He forced a smile.
"Sandy, I love--I MEAN!!! I MEAN!! D*****!!!" he exploded.
"Shut up! I know what you meant to say, now hurry up before anyone finds us here!" Sandy snapped, also blushing.
Stan gulped.
"...I love you." he murmured, forcing a dreamy smile.
He looked behind Sandy and his eyes widened. Sandy looked also. Standing at the doorway was Boss, Cappy, Hamtaro, and Panda, all with shocked faces. While, Stan blushed furiously, Sandy quickly came up with an idea in seconds.
"What?" she demanded, throwing her paws up in the air. "Two siblings can't have any privacy? You know he meant it in the other way! Go!"
And they went, taking Sandy's partial-bluff. Stan exhaled.
"Nice lie..." he said.
"Kushi-kushi!" Sandy replied, scratching her head. "Well, yeah!"
The two walked out of the store-room. They saw Pashmina head towards them.
"Listen, Bro, here she comes!" Sandy said excitedly.
Pashmina walked over to them.
"Stan...Can we talk?" she asked softly. She looked at Sandy apologetically. "Alone?"
Stan and Sandy leaned close to each other, giving each other thumbs-up. Sandy walked a hamster-feet away.
"Stan..." Pashmina murmured.
"Yes, Pashmina, darling?" Stan asked.
"...I don't think we should see each other anymore."
Stan froze as the angel with the pink scarf ripped his heart out and crumbled it into bits...Kibbles and Bits! (no, just kidding!)...
"Wh..." Stan was speechless as his eyes watered a little.
"I'm sorry..." Pashmina said. "But, I think it's for the best..."
With that, Pashmina walked away, leaving Stan staring in black space until Sandy's bright voice broke out to him.
"So? So? What'd she say?" she asked.
"She..." Stan looked at his feet.
"Yeah?"
"Hamgoof!"
Stan rushed out of the Clubhouse.
"Bro!" Sandy called.
She went after him.
"Badda-badda, badda-badda!" Stan murmured as he ran through the tunnels and out.
He stopped when he was a little far away from the Clubhouse.
"Stan!" Sandy called out.
"Leave me alone!" Stan spat, not showing his face.
Sandy stopped and slowly walked towards him.
"What did she say?"Sandy asked worryingly.
"She..." Stan murmrued. He turned his head, hiding his face. "Go away..."
Sandy sighed. It was then she was remembering how long ago she would cry a lot, but when Stan cried, it was like a dramatic, hysterically...Sandy sighed and looked at her older brother. She extended her arms.
"Come here..." she murmured softly. "...I know we're not little anymore, but-"
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Stan wailed, running into his little sister's arms and almost knocking her over.
Sandy's sweat-dropped as Stan's other side started to show through as he cried.
"IT WAS HORRIBLE, SANDY, HOR-RIB-LE!!!!!!!" Stan sobbed. "SHE SAID WE SHOUDLN'T SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE AND SHE WALKED AWAY!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT CUZ I SAID THOSE THREE WORDS TOO EARLY AND THEN SHE WANTED TO BREAK UP AND NOW SHE'S GONNA DATE HOWDY OR DEXTER NOW AND FORGET ALL ABOUT ME AND NEVER EVEN KNOW I EXIST AND-"
SMACK!!! Stan faced his right, the opposite of where Sandy had punched him. She sighed.
"Sorry, Bro, but you were getting hysterical like you use to..." she murmured apologetially.
Stan looked at his feet.
"But...It's just hurts, Sandy..." he whispered. "You know?...It...It just does..."
Sandy looked at him.
"Stan..." she said softly. "...I'm sorry."
So, they hugged. Stan was sniffling and was still crying.
"Okay, tell ya what, Bro..." Sandy offered. "You cheer up and I'll talk to Pashmina for you! I'll just, like, talk to her and yeah."
"You...You'd really do that for me, Sandy?" Stan whimpered.
"Er, yeah! And when I do you BETTER go out with her and never break up again!"
"YOU'RE THE BEST, SIS!!! I WISH I HAD A SISTER WHO WOULD DO THAT MUCH FOR MEEE!!!"
"Uh, Stan?"
"Yeah?"
"You do."
"...Oh, yeah!"
Sandy gulped as she walked towards Pashmina. She promised Stan she would do this...
"Stan, you better MARRY this girl-ham for all I'm doing for you..." Sandy murmured.
She walked over to Pashmina.
"Stan, I told you!" Pashmina cried, shutting her eyes. "I don't think we should see each other anymore!"
"Whoa, girl, like, calm down!" Sandy exclaimed. "I'm Sandy, not Stan, so, like, chill!"
"Oh. Hello, Sandy." Pashmina greeted. "You just look too much like your brother."
"We're twins. Looking alike is our job...'Ne wayz, I wanna talk to you about my bro."
"...I...No, Sandy, leave the subject alone..."
Sandy pulled Pashmina into the storeroom.
"Alright. What'd he do?" she asked.
"He said...He told me he loved me..." Pashmina cried.
"So?"
"...I...I didn't know if he was joking and if he was....I really did though he was and I got mad at him because of that. Was he?"
"Pashmina, my bro's an idiotic flirt, but he doesn't joke about those kinds of things."
Pashmina burst into tears, hugging Sandy.
"What do I do now, Sandy?!..." she sobbed. "How can Stan ever forgive me now?!"
"Tell him you love him." Sandy replied simply.
Pashmina blushed, scratching her head.
"I could, but it's...it's too hard..." she murmured.
"Okay, pretend I'm Stan." Sandy said.
"Heke?"
"Pretend I'm Stan and tell me you love me. C'mon. No one's watching."
Pashmina blinked.
"Okay..." she murmured.
Pashmina looked at Sandy.
"Sandy, I love-No! I mean, oops! I didn't mean that!" Pashmina yelled out.
"I know what you meant." Sandy sighed, blushing. "Just continue."
Pashmina nodded.
"I love you." she said.
She looked behind Sandy and her eyes widened. Sandy turned around and looked and blushed. Standing at the doorway was Boss, Cappy, Hamtaro, and Panda, all with shocked faces. While, Pashminan blushed furiously, Sandy quickly came up with an idea in seconds.
"What?" she demanded, throwing her paws up in the air. "Two girl-hams can't have any privacy?! We're best friends, so what?! Go!"
And they went. Pashmina sighed in relief.
"Nice lie." she said.
Sandy shrugged.
"Here comes Stan now!" Sandy exclaimed. "Go on!"
Pashmina walked shyly to Stan. The two loooked at each other.
"I LOVE YOU!!!" they screamed.
And then they started to make-out and "Scmubby-Wubby".
"Does that mean Stan, Pashmina, and Sandy are a threesome?" Hamtaro asked.
Everyone fell over Anime-style.
Just incase anyone didn't know, I kinda had a misunderstanding myself, they aren't a threesome! It was just like stuff that confuses other people all the time!