Natalie Quote page

Pilot

"You guys, he is so totally cute and intense. With a dark mystery about him that says this is not a technician, this is an artist." her first impression of jeremy

Mary Pat Shelby

"No it's not! This is a sound-proof room and I can still hear the phones ringing out there. They're on the scent and they're all calling to talk to me. I habe a journalism degree from Northwestern, I started out as a summer intern, I worked my way up to senior associate. Tomorrow, I'd be a cocktail party joke, so it'd actually be every bit as bad as I think." to Jeremy

Dear Louise

"On page 66, halfway down in the NFL injury report, it says, "Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging disk".There's a typo on the TelePrompter . . . they left out the 's'.

"Two guys have ascended five miles into the sky. They walked up a wall of ice and are preparing to knock on the door of Heaven itself. There's really no end to what we can do. You know what you gotta do? Get in the game." To Dan (i Think)

Shoe Money Tonight

"Yes I did, Wonder Boy, and after the show I'm gonna kill myself. Why don't you go play some tennis with your friends?" to Jeremy

"Of my entire roster of boyfriends, and it is, believe me, quite the lenghty list, you are my least favorite." to Jeremy

"Well, I thought we were having phone sex, but I guess you just weren't interested." to Jeremy

Small Town

"Then allow for the possibility that from time to time, other people might be at least as smart as you are." To Jeremy

" What did you think I was around here, Jeremy? Some gal Friday?"

Sword of Orion

"That often times you express your displeasure with their work in ways that make them want to take their own lives." To Dana about the graphics staff

"Maybe I'll jam a number two pencil up your nose." To Casey

Ten Wickets

"Everybody, this is your nightly two-minute confirmation that I am still Jeremy's girfriend." after jeremy tredto break up with her

Season 2

Special Powers

"Excellent. I deem I'm coming to bed tonight in your tuxedo shirt, high heels, and nothing else." to Jeremy

When Something Wicked this way comes

“Because if there is a set number of women maybe you can get them out of the way, bing bang, boom” to Casey about Dana's dating plan

Louise Re-visited

“Not as crazy as Dana taking her panties off.” accidentally to Casey

Kafelnikov

"Honey, when you talk to the computers, you don't ever hear them talk back, do you?" to Jeremy

Shane

“Hell they now say is a state of being and not the fiery pit of torment depicted in books and paintings." reading an article to Jeremy and Casey

Kyle Whitaker's Got Two Sacks

"Put a pair of tights and a party dress on you, you're one pretty little girl." to Jeremy

"My brother is a grad student in comparative literature. My mother can beat up my brother." to Dana

A Girl Named Pixley

"We can always re-run tonights show. Then again that would be fundamentally wrong." to Dana

Dana get your gun

"Dan... I'm saying he's a woman. I spent eight hours on a Saturday watching Casey try on practically everything Barney's had to offer--twice! He left with a scarf!" about Casey

"You're a little sarcastic and short-tempered for someone who hasn't been having a lot of sex lately--ooh! Wait, I think I just put my finger on the trig-ger." To dana

"No, you don't. You sit there feeling superior, only you don't feel superior 'cause no one in there gives a damn that you're a sports expert." to Jeremy

Draft Day Part 1: It can't Rain at Indian Wells

"You've got a bandage the size of a sleeping bag on your face of course it is noticeable." to Dana

"Danny please stop hitting on women in bars that aren't me."


Danny: "You know Golf is 50 % mental."
Natalie:"I'm beginning to think you are too."

Draft Day Part 2: The Fall of Ryan O'Brian

"We broke up fundamentally because I wanted to experience more of the world and he was happy with what he had. Now he can spend the rest of his life with the cartoon characters that graced the wall of his boyhood bedroom..." to Dana

April is the Cruelest Month

Natalie: "I think she was good for the boy in you but not the man."
Jeremy: "She was a porn star for both the boy and the man in me."


"A pron star? He broke up with me because I wanted to do too much, so logically his next girlfriend would be a porn star." to Dana

"You dated a porn star and never slept with her? What a goober." to Jeremy

Bells and a siren

"Also seriously one day you're going to burn the building down. Well try and change in that regard." to Dana

La Forza Del Destino

"If Jeremy wanted, he could have me any time, anywhere. I would do things to his mind and body that I think he'd really enjoy. God knows I would." loudly in a bar

"Jeremy, one day you'll see that my love for you isn't the product of liquor-induced mood swings, and that I'm yours for the taking at your command. And that the day I broke up with you was the most regrettable day of my life." still talking loudly

Quo Vadimus

"So it's a bidding war. Between a company that wants to keep us and a company that who the hell knows." to Dana

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