C.J. Quotes Season 2

“Yes, we will. On the following days, we will be meeting with Reverend Al Caldwell, members of Beijing's Embassy and INS agents. The president has asked Josh Lyman and Sam Seaborn to run these meetings so it’s entirely possible that by week’s end we’ll have alienated Christians, China and our own government.”

“Hey I'd love to stay around and talk with you but I have a turkey pardoning in 5 minutes.”

“I can't believe they gave you people drivers' licenses.”

“Well, I’m afraid as we used to say in my hometown that’s just hard cheese.”

“I’m great in bed.”

“...the stamp, and depending on who those people were that were standing near me, the possibility of a story about me being good in bed.”

“It's a breakfast to trumpet a new spirit of bi-partisanship cooperation and understanding in a new year, no ones going to be listening to each other anyways! “

“Thank you, you see, you guys thought it was going to take a long time and it only ended up taking 17½ hours. “

“Are you burning a dining room table?! “

“Don't let anyone ever know that you wrote it and don't ever mention it again under any circumstances! “

“Fred and Ethel, would you follow me please?”

“Would the two of you stop being amazed by the mathematics! “

“You know when I say 'last minute' I'm wrong. We're just under THREE minutes.”

“You know why I'm not wearing any pants?”

“This guy's trying to get a little free media by screwing with us!”

“I'm the enforcer, Sam. I'm gonna crush him, I'm gonna make him cry, and then I'm gonna tell his momma about it!”

“I'll tell you what else. One in forty American men wear women's clothing, and we've had well over forty Presidents. I'm just sayin', one of these guys was dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. Now let's get to the bottom of that. “

“You want to make out with me right now, don't you?”

“What the hell is that?”

“Yeah, but you can't do that. 'Cause it's freaking me out.”

”It's activist vacation is what it is. Spring break for anarchist wannabes. The black t-shirts, the gas masks as fashion accessories.”

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