Josh Quotes Season 2

In the Shadow of Two Gunman Part 1

"This now, qualifies as a priority, and running for President of the United States not putting Social Security front and center is like running for president of the Walt Disney Corporation by saying you’re gonna fix the rides at Epcot."

A frustrated Josh while he was working on Hoynes campaign for the presidency

“Leo, the-the Democrats aren’t gonna nominate another liberal academic former governor from New England. I mean, we’re dumb, but we’re not that dumb.”

Josh's response to Leo asking him to work on Bartlet's campaign

In the Shadow of Two Gunman part 2

“Donna, you were just at my desk, reading my calendar, answering my phone, and hoping I wouldn’t notice I never hired you, your boyfriend was older?”
After Donna was protesting why he wanted to know about her personal life.

“So why did Dr. Freeride break up with you?”

Josh's name for Donna's boyfriend

Mid-terms

“Tell me democracy doesn’t have a sense of humor”
After he finds out that the house stayed the same

“All these time we’ve been working together, did you think I was a power forward for the Cleveland Cavaliers?”
While showing off the pj's C.J. gave him which were huge!

In this White House

“Toby come quick, Sam’s getting his ass kicked by a girl!”

After seeing Ainsley wiping the floor with Sam on Capitol Beat

And It’s Surely to Their Credit

“I can’t have it be like I slipped in their driveway, it’s different than that to me.”

Telling Sam after deciding he shouldn't sue West Virgina White Pride for trying to kill him.

Lame Duck Congress

“People who lose the ability to pinch. I don’t know where they summon the ability to go on.”

His response to Donna complaining about people with carpal tunnel syndrome

“He’s drunk in my office, and I will speak to him in whatever way pleases me.”
Response to talking to the drunk ambassador in his office

“Oh how I miss the cold war.”

Again in dealing with the drunken ambassador

“You have enormous value to me, you have no value to Eastern Europe.”

After explaining to Donna that she needs to meet with the ambassador


Shibboleth

“I’d definitely put them in C.J.’s office.”

Response to the turkey's brought for pardoning

“I'm just saying, we've been working hard and we'd prefer to watch football rather than listen to a history of the yam in Latin.”

Begging Leo not to tell the president that Sam, Toby, and him weren't doing much for thanksgiving


“I swear to God, you are not going to get anywhere in this building threatening me.”

response to Mary Marsh's threats

Galileo

“I want to mock people.”

response to Leo's question on whether or not he wanted to be serious or if he wanted to mock people

“Let’s put you on a stamp.”

response to donna's info on stamps, which he didn't care about.

“That’s not a theory of physics pretty much disproved by Wyle E. Coyote?”


Noel

“Well I've been concerned with their behavior since long before that. “

To Stanley's comment about other's being concerned about him.
"It's like a damn hockey game out here"
Complaining to about the music being too loud.
"There are only two things that ever stopped the government from doing anything: money or politics."

"Stanley, you can ask the questions and you can answer them, but you can't do both at the same time."
Getting frustrated with Stanley.
“He thinks I have an eating disorder, and a fear or rectangles, that’s not weird is it?”

After being asked what Stanley's assesment of his condition was.

The Leadership Breakfast

“Let me tell you what was surprising about that outburst just then, I said that only twelve hours after you were very cool about my almost accidentally setting the building on fire.”

After spouting off to Leo

“You don’t need to wave a stick Leo, I’m totally there for you. Can I get Sam to do it?”

After Leo wanted him to do something he didn't want to do and then threatening to call the insurance company about the damage he did to the mural room

The Drop In

“He is however a lunatic Brit and we’re grateful there is an ocean between us.”

response to donna's question about Lord John Marbury

“Why don’t we give the 60 billion dollars to North Korea in exchange for not bombing us?”

His take on the missile shield failure

Bartlet’s Third State of The Union

“Do any of you have the power of speech?”

After asking the pollsters a question and not getting a response

“Kenny, I swear that better have been her talking.”

response to Kenny's interpretation of Joey saying he had the cutest butt in professional politics

“America is talking and I’m trying to hear what they are saying.”

after being frustrated about not having any polling results.

The War at Home

“I’m in some hellish world of holding.”

while on hold with the power company

“Why do you ask me the question when you are going to hold the conversation yourself?”

response to donna's q&a session with herself

“I don’t like it and I usually do everything within my considerable capabilities to sabatoge it.”

Explaining to Sam about what he does to Donna's dates

Ellie

“That’s okay, it’s just me talking here.”

Donna's not paying attention to him

Someone’s going to Emergency, Someone’s going to Jail

“Give me $200 and it’s done”

Response to the psycho map people

“That’s the second time this year I almost got killed. And both times I was with you, so you’re going to need a new wing man.”

To toby after he was hit with a banana in toby's presence

The Stackhouse Fillabuster

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