Toby Quotes Season 2

“He's hemorrhaging and he's supposed to draft a memo?”

“You gotta be impressed with my consistency.”

“I'm just guessing. I'm pretty drunk.”

“C.J., you fell into the pool, there.”

“Well he can wait on a line around the block! Even while I have two of my twenty teller windows are open!”

“Well, that’s 20 seconds of my life I’m never going to get back. “

“Do you have any idea what you're talking about?”

“No, we shouldn't because there's a chance it could lead to something. “

“Be cool, be funny, smack them down hard.”

“And shocked. Shocked, I say, to discover that there is gambling going on in this establishment. “

“You think I'm going to sit around while you reduce the President to Prime Minister? “

“It says a well-regulated militia, being necessary for the security of the free state...the government shall not infringe. The words regulated and militia are in the first sentence. I don't think the Framer's were thinking of three guys in a Dodge Durango. “

“No. But I do know that if you combine the populations of Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark and Australia you've got a population roughly the size of the United States. We had 32,000 gun deaths last year and they had 112. Do you think it's because Americans are more homicidal by nature? Or do you think it's because those guys have gun control laws. “

“Believe me, we gave Republicans plenty to be pissed about... the surplus, missile defense, capital gains. And I was just on TV for the 900th time and alienated gun owners...to say nothing of people who own Dodge Durango's. So, what exactly was your problem with the language?”

“Well, we're going to have to learn to live with that pain.”

”He's not the President of the United States. He's a junior Senator from North Dakota where nobody lives! 'Cause it's too cold and they don't have a major sports franchise.”

”and ruling the galaxy. . .”

“The President is not a member of your party he is the leader of your party, and if you think demonizing people who are trying to govern responsibly is the way to protect our liberal base, then speaking as a liberal -GO TO BED. WOULD YOU PLEASE!”

”Hang on a second Sam, you give into terrorist demands and that's the ballgame.”

“I'm gonna go get yelled at some more.”

“The president's a friend of labor, a friend of seniors, a friend of small animals . . .”

“Actually, it says that we should stand by the Sturgeon General.”

”Well, I think we should stand by her too. I just wanted to make sure we were agreed that smoked white fish was pretty much on its own.”

”No. But I bring you here, and we sit, and we have coffee, and we have Danish, in the hope that calmer and (dare I say) prettier heads prevail.”

“He calls you and me the Batman and Robin of speech-writing.”

“No, we'll keep those identities secret. I'm Bruce Wayne, and you're my ward... “

”No, don't call them protesters, I've seen better organized crowds at the DMV.”

”Oh well, if Josh thinks it's a good idea, then you bet, I'll do it.”

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