Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me
in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me
all the days of my life: and
I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.
Added December 20th, 1998
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