Motorcycles Good
Women Bad

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your motorcycle with your friends.

If your motorcycle makes too much noise,
you can buy a muffler.

If you motorcycle smokes,
you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you've ridden.

When riding,
you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles,
or if you buy motorcycle magazines.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests
to register your motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
and that you think that motorcycles are equals.

If you say bad things to your motorcycles,
you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.

It's always okay to use tie-downs on your motorcycle.

You can't get diseases from a motorcycle that you don't know very well.

You don't have to take your motorcycle out to dinner to get a ride on it.

You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and
it won't complain about the cold.

You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.

Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and
ask where you got it from.

You can ride your motorcycle in public.

You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.

If your motorcycle isn't working,
you can always borrow your friend's.

If you see a girl riding a motorcycle,
you don't have to worry.

You can choke your motorcycle.

Motorcycles won't leave you for another rider.

Motorcycles don't wake you up at 3:00 AM
and ask you if you love it.

You don't get into trouble with the law
for storing disassembled pieces of a motorcycle in the basement.