Welcome to the Jesus Chrysler Memorial page!

We were a funkish metalish sorta band from Houston,TX. Unfortunately, due to artistic differences, Zipp our lead singer quit the band. We'll continue on without him, Jon (aka Johan the Conqueror) will be the lead singer/ guitarist. We will be changing our name.

March 6th, 1999 JESUS CHRYSLER IS DEAD!!! However, a new band will be forming from the remains of Jesus Chrysler. It will be called STYRAMEX. Click on the logo below to go to its website.

Here is a list of all the shows we have ever played with descriptions. Their will be no more Jesus Chrysler shows, EVER!!!

Check out Robb Zipp's description of Jesus Chrysler so you get a taste of what we sounded like.

The Band Members Were

• Beatmaster Chris C. played the drumz
• Johan The Conqueror jammed the guit
• Zipp sung stuff
• ®ussell™ whacked the bass gutbucket

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