"priests and cannibals prehistoric animals, everybody's happy as the dead come home, big black nemesis parthenogenesis, no one move a muscle as the dead come home" -shriekback
"don't wait for the last Judgement. it takes place every day." -albert camus
"her beauty can only ever be skin deep but if i'm honest that's all i ever really need so throw us some flowers and we'll give you some songs and sunshine and if you give me an hour i'll show you how you feel" -love and rockets
"not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts" -albert einstein
"i've got too much energy to switch off my mind, but not enough to get myself organized" -the the
"the exclusive worship of the bitch-goddess success is our national disease" -william james
"i come from the water, that weren't no easy thing" -the toadies
"stop, you must not hop on pop" -dr. suess
"if you should ask then maybe they'd tell you what i would say true colors fly in blue and black through silken sky and burning flak, colors clash collide in bloodshot eyes" -u2
"my mother is a fish" -william faulkner
"i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now, in my life, why do i give valuable time to people who don't care if i live or die" -the smiths
"very small rocks?" -monty python
"why won't you dance with me, i'm not no limburger" -the b-52's
"life is not fair, and it is a good thing for most of us that it is not" -oscar wilde
"let me hear you make decisions without your televisions" -depeche mode
"when someone talks to god, it's called prayer; when god talks to someone, it's called schizophrenia" -fox mulder
"the perfect kiss is the kiss of death" -new order
"morality is the herd instinct of the individual" -nietzsche
"it's not a case of doing what's right, it's just the way i feel that matters" -the cure
"damn your black heart, barbara streisand" -cartmann
"i've always been like this since i was young, i'm a drunk and a bigot i revel in scum" -the bolshoi
"children are the cult's most valuable resource, if we get really hard up for money, we can sell them" -the honorable reverend sum dum guy
