THE POOR MEXICAN HOMEPAGE

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Top 10 ways to know if you are a Poor Mexican

When your girlfriend hides what little money you have in your work boots knowing you won't find it.
When your go to the store to buy food and come home with a six pack of beer and some peanuts.
When the beer you come home with is a white can that just says BEER.
When you find yourself smoking cigarettes that you put out the night before from the ashtray .
When you try your hardest to end up in jail to get cheaper cigarettes.
When you spend the day collecting cans out of the trash can so that you can get cheese on the hamburger.
When you always tend to pick up the phone and call your friends right around dinner time.
When your friends don't answer the phone around dinner time, knowing it is you.
When your car is running on empty and you spend your last dollar on a lottery ticket hoping to win more.
When you go over to your friends house and the first thing they do is hide their wallets.

This is me and my girlfriend. She is an Illegal Alien!
Hola amigos. This page is designed to inform you on how hard it is to be a poor Mexican. Those of you who know me, may be thinking,"Why is this guy always saying that he is a poor Mexican." The truth of the matter is, Heck I am poor, so poor I can't even pay attention.

First of all, let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Pete Carrillo III and I am a graduate of UTPB with a major in Mass Communications and a minor is Speech, Yes you guessed it, I will never be a rich Mexican with a major in Mass Com. well, that is okay, because I enjoy what I am doing and I guess that is all that matters. The funny thing is, when I graduated, I decided to become a QMRP, GO FIGURE!!!

I was born and raised in a small Texas town named Odessa and will probably stay here for the rest of my life unless of course I win the lottery, but I don't think that will ever happen. For those of you who hold the stereotypical belief that only Mexicans win the lottery, get real, I wish that was true because I would go out and spend my whole fifty dollar a week check on lottery tickets.

I designed this page to let you get to know me better and so that you can understand what it is like to be a poor Mexican man that is just trying to get through life without ending up in jail too many times. I guess you can say that most of us are that way. If you can relate to my problems, I would like to send my deepest sympathies!!! If you can't relate to my problems than enjoy yourself and have fun laughing at my life.

Man, I was so poor when I was younger that my mother would make tamales on Christmas so that we could have something to unwrap.

We could never eat at my house when we had cookouts because all of the beans would fall through the grill.

I remember all of those times when I wanted a new GI Joe, but we were so poor I had to play with my imaginary friend, by the way we still keep in touch, he moved away for college though. It's pretty bad when your imaginary friend has more money than you do.

It's okay though, one day I am going to find me a rich girl that will be able to support me. If anyone knows a rich old lady who is about to pass away, e-mail me, I'll be glad to keep her company until she does.

P.S. I don't want to make anyone feel sorry for me, but I haven't eaten in three days, anyone want to donate to PMF (The Poor Mexican Fund) Ladies, if you have a man like me, love him for all that he is worth because he will never be able to provide you with all of the material things. Men, if you have a lady like this, dump her and get a rich one!!!!! No not really, money isn't everything.

Here are a few jokes that I thought you might find funny.

What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip!!!!
How do you get 20 Mexicans in a foam cup?
Tell us that it floats!!!!
Why is it against the law to kill flies in Mexico?
Because it is our national bird!!!!
Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
Because it is to hard for us to sign a check with a spray can!!!
What do you call a Mexican American Express Card?
A knife!!!

A SERIOUS NOTE FROM THE POOR MEXICAN!!

I BELIEVE THAT THE COLOR OF ONES SKIN SHOULD NOT MATTER! WE ARE NOT RED, WHITE, BLACK, GREEN, BROWN, OR YELLOW, WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS AND SHOULD BE TREATED EQUALLY!!! THESE JOKES ARE JUST PART OF THE PREJUDICE THAT ALL RACES ARE FORCED TO ENDURE ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. LET'S END THE HATRED AND BRING UNITY TO THE WORLD.....IF NOT FOR JUST A SHORT TIME.

pciii July 28, 1997

IM A LITTLE.......

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