(Front cover. Mighty Endowed is seen rushing towards Young Justice, and behind her a shadowy man lingers. Mighty Endowed is in her uniform, and wearing a plastic exoskeleton on her legs. Superboy and Impulse are smiling, while the YJ ladies are not amused by this.)

Mighty Endowed: You will fall, Young Justice! And my new ally will see to that!

(Page 1, panel 1. The members of Young Justice are riding in the Supercycle away from an explosion. They are dressed in their uniforms.)

Cap (N1): The members of Young Justice have just blown up a drug cartel's compound.

Cap (N2): As they fly away, they are bound in for another adventure.

Superboy: Whew! Made it!

Cap (N3): Little knowing what they're in for.

(Page 2, panel 1. Splash panel. Leave room for credits here. The members of Young Justice are flying in the supercycle, going away from a large explosion. Like on the cover, they are in their uniforms still.)

Empress: Oh mon, why would anyone want to use that stuff anyway?

Robin: Mostly out of ignorance and a desire to escape. However, it's really a placebo and not a cure for problems.

(Panel 2. They continue to fly as the explosion fades into the distance.)

Impulse: It sure does attract a bunch of slimy people, though.

(Panel 3. The explosion can no longer be seen, but our heroes are still flying along.)

Empress: It's the lure of money, mon. I saw a lot of poverty in Jamaica. People were growing the stuff because it was the only job they could get. Well, now they'll have a job - cleaning up the mess we made.

(Page 3, panel 1. Outside a prison. We see a man dressed in a trench coat and hat standing next to the wall. He holds a walkie-talkie. He speaks into the walkie-talkie. The place is brick buildings surrounded by a high, electrified fence with barbed wire on top of it.)

Cap (N): Meanwhile, outside the state prison for women....

Man: Blow it.

(Panel 2. Suddenly several explosions erupt, and the walls come down.)

SFX: WHOOM!

(Panel 3. The sirens sound as several women try to escape from the prison.)

SFX: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man: Find her and free her!

(Panel 4. The man enters the place to see a woman whom we cannot see lying on the ground in front of him.)

Man: If you want to escape, come with me.

Woman: Why should I go with you?

(Panel 5. The man smiles.)

Man: Our goals are the same, Nina. Chaos. Alone, we cannot do it. But together, we'll be unstoppable.

(Page 4, panel 1. Mighty Endowed is apprehensive.)

Mighty Endowed: Who are you and how do you know my real name?

Man: Ah, to best answer that, I think I should show you...

(Panel 2. The man removes his coat and hat, but has his back to us. We cannot see who he is.)

Mighty Endowed: Oh my...

Man: Join me, Nina. Together we will rule the world!

(Panel 3. The two of them go off, with Mighty Endowed leaning on the man.)

Man: We're also going to see about getting you an exoskeleton. Let's get to the motorcycle.

(Panel 4. They jump on a motorcycle.)

Man: No rest for anyone anymore!

(Page 4, panel 1. Young Justice headquarters. Our heroes are finishing a workout in their training area. Superboy is seen breaking a large spiked ball with a fist.)

Superboy: Time to wrap this up!

SFX: POW!

(Panel 2. We see our heroes stop fighting, and relax.)

Red: (From a speaker) That's it, gang. You have done a good job.

(Panel 3. They exit the place to the hallway.)

Robin: Anita's working out fine here now.

Empress: I'm glad I get to work with people that I admire, mon.

(Panel 4.)

Wonder Girl: It's always a delight to get some quality time in.

Impulse: Training with others is always easier.

(Page 5, panel 1. They enter the living room, and help themselves to bottled water bottles. Red Tornado is there.)

Red: The training session was a success.

Impulse: You said it! We're gonna be the best someday.

(Panel 2. Robin tries to humble the team.)

Robin: We work well now, but we've still got a long way to go before we are able to compete in the big leagues.

Superboy: We're still teenagers. We'll be more than ready when we're adults, Rob. Relax.

(Panel 3. Some of the team members start drinking the bottled water.)

Robin: I'm the leader, it's my job to worry.

Empress: Everyone can improve, K'on. That's part of why we're here.

(Panel 4. Go back to Mighty Endowed. She is now wearing a clear plastic exoskeleton that is very thin and goes up to her waist only. Being crotchless, it allows for a wide range of movement. The man in the coat and hat is standing next to her. We still cannot see who he is.)

Cap (N): Later, in a nearby city...

Mighty Endowed: This is perfect! We're going to conquer the world!

(Page 6, full panel page. The man removes his hat and coat to show it is Superstud. This man is impossibly handsome, with well-chiseled features and lots of muscles. He wears a skimpy pair of briefs and nothing else. He puts an arm around Mighty Endowed. Like Mighty Endowed, his word balloons cover his chest throughout the story.)

Superstud: I'm glad you like it, Nina. We made it especially for you.

Mighty Endowed: No more am I dependent on someone holding me up! But with you by my side, Kevin, I'll be queen of everything!

(Page 7, panel 1. Mighty Endowed and Superstud go off arm in arm.)

Superstud: One more little tweak to things, and then we'll be ready to begin.

Mighty Endowed: I can hardly wait!

(Panel 2. Young Justice headquarters.Our heroes finish reviewing their workout.)

Cap (N): And so...

Robin: Well, unless anyone has something else, we should be getting home and to our real lives.

(Panel 3. Suddenly the computer sounds an alert.)

Computer voice: Alert! Alert!

Superboy: Aw, nerts!

(Panel 4. They go into the computer area and look things over.)

Robin: Computer, what's the problem?

(Panel 5. The computer shows a scene of a suburban neighborhood in chaos. Cars are overturned and smashed up, the pavement is in ruins, a light pole is bent up and twisted, and the like. Young Justice looks the scene over.)

Wonder Girl: My goodness! Where is that?

(Panel 6. The computer shows a map of the USA, with a dot over the Durham, NC area.)

Robin: Durham, North Carolina? Well, whatever the problem is, we should handle it.

(Page 8, panel 1. The members of YJ rush to the supercycle.)

Robin: Whatever's causing it, we can stop it.

(Panel 2. They are in the hangar, and jump into the supercycle.)

Superboy: We're set, Rob. Let's go!

(Panel 3. Durham, North Carolina. The place is under attack from Mighty Endowed and Superstud. The two of them are causing chaos everywhere. Superstud is throwing a large boulder; Mighty Endowed is using her powers as well.)

Superstud: Flee! Flee all you want! We will not be deterred!

(Panel 4. Superstud goes off in one direction as Mighty Endowed goes off in the other direction.)

Superstud: Let’s split up so we can reek more havoc.

Mighty Endowed: You bet!

(Panel 5. Mighty Endowed activates her hypnotic headlights, blasting away.)

Mighty Endowed: I will conquer you all!

(Page 9, panel 1. The members of Young Justice confront Mighty Endowed.)

Superboy: All right!

Wonder Girl: You've got to be kidding me.

(Panel 2. Impulse and Superboy go hormonal while the YJ ladies are not amused. That is, except for Secret, who is confused.)

Wonder Girl: (Coldly) Superboy...

Secret: Who are you?

(Panel 3. Mighty Endowed advances on Young Justice.)

Mighty Endowed: I will crush you all! No more will you step on me! So says Mighty Endowed!

Impulse: Man, check her out!

Secret: (To Empress) Just why are Superboy and Impulse drooling like that?

Empress: You don't want to know, mon.

(Panel 4. Mighty Endowed activates her hypnotic headlights at the Young Justice ladies. They dive out of the way.)

Mighty Endowed: Now you will feel my power!

Wonder Girl: Wonderful. My boyfriend is lost in a sea of raging hormones over another woman.

(Page 10, panel 1. The YJ ladies recover, and advance on Mighty Endowed.)

Wonder Girl: You still have us to deal with!

Mighty Endowed: Ah, but this time I have brought an ally to my cause! Say hello to Superstud!

(Panel 2. Enter Superstud, wearing a pair of Speedos and a muscle shirt.)

Superstud: Superstud to the rescue!

Robin: (sarcastically) Wonderful.

Empress: Mon.…

(Panel 2. Superstud tears his shirt off.)

Superstud: I don't know about you, but I'm getting kind of warm here.

(Panel 3. Secret and Wonder Girl stop in their tracks, transfixed by Superstud's physique.)

Wonder Girl: You are not

Secret: the only one...

Superstud: The ladies can't resist man who looks good in a Speedo.

Robin: Give me a break.

(Panel 4. Robin puts his hand over his face in a gesture of exasperation.)

Robin: Wonderful. My teammates are drowning in a sea of raging hormones.

Empress: Looks like its you and me, mon.

(Panel 5. Impulse and Superboy are drooling over Mighty Endowed while Wonder Girl and Secret are enthralled by Superstud.)

Robin: At least there are only two of them.

Empress: Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth.

(Page 11, panel 1. Robin turns towards Empress.)

Robin: Well, nice to know I have someone to back me up.

Empress: You take the macho mon down and I'll handle the lady.

(Panel 2. Robin nods.)

Robin: You got it.

(Panel 3. Robin strikes Superstud with a batarang while Empress strikes Mighty Endowed with a diving kick.)

Empress: This has got to stop, mon!

(Panel 4.  Superstud is confused as he reels from Robin’s batarang attack. Mighty Endowed is trying to stand up, with little success.)

Superstud: It was the perfect plan! How could it have been ruined so easily?

Robin: Not every teenager has their mind in their pants.

(Page 12, panel 1. Suddenly there is a flash from off panel.)

Voice: Hold those poses right there!

(Panel 2. Everyone turns to see a young man armed with a camera. He is in a suit and tie.)

Biff: (Man) The agencies are going to drool.

Mighty Endowed: Who are you?

(Panel 3. Biff pulls out a card, and holds it out for Mighty Endowed. He approaches her.)

Biff: Biff Parkman, talent scout to the most esteemed modeling agency on the planet. My card.

(Panel 4. Mighty Endowed takes the card as Superstud approaches them.)

Superstud: Be a model? Are you out of your mind?

Superboy: She does have the look for it, though...

(Page 13, panel 1. Biff smiles, making gestures to attempt to sell them on the idea.)

Biff: Sure, both of you come and model for us. We need some really good-looking people to model for us.

Robin: I can't believe this.

Empress: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, mon. If they become successful models, they'll be out of our hair.

(Panel 2. Mighty Endowed and Superstud look at each other.)

Superstud: Well, I guess we could give it a trial run...

Mighty Endowed: But what about our plans to conquer the world?

(Panel 3.)

Biff: I'm sure you'll easily conquer the modeling world. Come on, just say yes.

Mighty Endowed: Hmm... well, all right.

(Panel 4. Biff gives the thumbs up gesture.)

Biff: Excellent! Let's go down to the agency and sign those contracts.

Robin: Now I've seen everything.

Empress: I'd rather have them go away like this, then have to take them down, mon.

(Panel 5. Mighty Endowed and Superstud follow Biff off.)

Biff: I think this is the start of a great relationship here...

(Page 14, panel 1. Robin tends to Impulse and Superboy while Empress tends to Wonder Girl and Secret.)

Robin: Uh, guys, you can stop drooling now. They're gone.

Empress: Come on, mon. Don't just stand there.

(Panel 2. Robin waves his hands in front of Superboy and Impulse.)

Robin: You know, I can't believe all of you. Had you been alone, they would have taken you down.

Empress: We have a world to save. Get your minds back here now!

(Panel 3. Robin grabs Impulse and Superboy by the arms and shakes them.)

Robin: Snap out of it!

Empress: This is bogley, mon.

(Panel 4. Superboy and Impulse snap out of their hormone trips as Wonder Girl and Secret do the same.)

Superboy: Aw, Rob! Why did you have to go and do that?

Robin: I can't believe you'd throw away all your training and experience just so you can fantasize about some woman with a large chest!

Impulse: But she was really hot, Rob! Couldn't you see that?

(Panel 5. Robin touches his face in a gesture of frustration.)

Robin: I don't need this. Let's just go back to our individual lives together.

(Page 15, panel 1. Several months later. The young ladies of Young Justice are sitting around in the living room together. All are in their uniforms, and Wonder Girl is holding a women's underwear catalogue.)

Cap (N): Epilogue. Several months later, our heroines have gotten the latest issue of Vicki's Classic underwear catalogue....

Wonder Girl: I got the latest Vicki's Classic underwear catalog. Wanna look with me?

Empress: Sure mon. You can never have too many clothes.

(Panel 2. The three of them read over the catalogue.)

Empress: Oh my... that's some pretty good stuff....

Wonder Girl: Yea. I sure wish I could afford it, though....

(Panel 3. Enter the YJ guys. They are also in their uniforms.)

Superboy: Well, I think it's a good idea.

Impulse: (To the young ladies) Hey gang, what's up?

Secret: We're just looking over this catalogue, Bart.

(Panel 4. Quick as a wink, Superboy snatches the catalogue out of Wonder Girl's hand.)

Superboy: Ooh! Hot babes in skimpy clothing! I gotta see this!

Wonder Girl: Hey!

(Panel 5. Superboy and Impulse look over the catalogue. The ladies get an angry look about them. Wonder Girl stands up.)

Superboy: Check out the front rack on that babe.

Wonder Girl: (very coldly) K'on....

Robin: Not again.

(Page 16, panel 1. Robin takes the magazine from Superboy.)

Robin: Where were you when they taught to respect other people's property?

Wonder Girl: Yea, K'on. I don't go around grabbing things from you!

Superboy: I couldn't stop myself, Cassie.

Impulse: (Looking at the magazine while in Robin's hands.) Ooh mama.... Check out that one....

(Panel 2. Robin gives the catalogue back to Wonder Girl.)

Robin: Ask in the future, guys.

Wonder Girl: Thanks, Rob.

Secret: Say… isn’t that the woman we fought a few weeks ago? The one with the large chest?

(Panel 3. Everyone crowds around Wonder Girl and checks out the picture.)

Impulse: Ooh mama….

Superboy: There is a God!

Wonder Girl: (Not amused): K’on…

(Panel 4. Wonder Girl stands up, angry. She confronts Superboy.)

Wonder Girl: How do you expect me to be your girlfriend when you go off and drool at any woman you see?

Superboy: C’mon, Cassie. It’s just innocent fun.

(Panel 5. Wonder Girl folds her arms across her chest.)

Wonder Girl: Oh yea? How would you feel if I started getting hormonal at the sight of any man I saw?

Superboy: O.k., so maybe I fall in love a little too easy. Well, we can work on that, right?

(Panel 6. Wonder Girl rolls her eyes.)

Wonder Girl: I have a feeling I’m going to spend a lifetime trying to fix that.

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