Author's Note: This is another installment of Mre's challenge to follow her lead! :-) I'm attempting all Seven, now...
Disclaimer" The usual, blah-blah. To repeat others, thanks goes out to MOG, the Queen of the ATF AU.
Others in my series: Buck, Ezra, Inez, JD, Josiah, Nathan, Vin
From: larabeec@atf.gov.us
To: tannerv@atf.gov.us
CC: standishep@atf.gov.us, wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us, dunnejd@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know YouOkay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste in onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you! READY?
NAME: Chris Larabee
SEX: Male
HOME: A ranch, no cows, just a lot of bull.
HEIGHT: 6'2"
EYES: Hazel green
HAIR: Bk blnd.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? None now.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A lot of scuff marks.
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Not subscribed. I enjoy some of the magazines about the West, rural living, the arts, the nation.
FAVOURITE SMELL: Chicken slow-roasting in the oven.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Funerals.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: A chil'd embrace.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Like I have a choice? Chores around the place, ride in the hills, target shooting, barbeque, entertain you yahoos.
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Do not have one.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Sarah and Adam.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Used to be exciting. After working with you clowns, I think I could sleep on one.
PEN OR PENCIL? Pen.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Soonest.
FAVOURITE FOODS: Barbequed steaks, Mexican food (from a place where real Mexicans eat), chicken and dumplings.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? No. It's a good thing no one can read my mind, though. <smile>
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Not into sweets.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Both.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A yellow or black lab, but I'm not home enough.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Why would I want to be an animal?
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Abraham Lincoln. He had to make some the the most terrifying and weighty decisions a nation's leader could face.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer. Cold. Whiskey. Smooth.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? "Tell someone who cares."
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Quite possibly. <smile>
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED< WHAT WOULD IT BE? Stress free? While I'm dreaming...
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'll pass.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I was a Seal, what do you think? (Buck, not a sound.)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Perfect. It was.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A clock made from a slab of petrified wood. Some Southwest art prints. A Navajo rug wall hanger.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on my mood. Or who's buying.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? Beer.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty, in most things.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Does a chainsaw count as a garden tool?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? The floor. Buck's rubber chicken. (And youth thought I didn't see you shaking it at me...)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Sorry, I don't see the point in this one. All right, "seven."
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A 1968 Chevy shortbed pickup. Only a 6-banger, but I drove it everywhere.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A big, black, powerful extend-cab Dodge Ram 2500 V10. Well, well, look what I found in my parking space!
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Whatever you boys settle on, after the wrestling match over the remote.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Vin is a good man, a good friend, and a hard-working employee, when he's not sending ridiculous memos to his fellow workers. <smile>
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT? I'm sure you all said this would be me. Since I've gotten six copies of this thing in the last 15 minutes, that convinces me that no one is "least likely to" and you all have far too much time on your hands. Therefore, I am NOT buying, this evening. <smile>
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All right, Vin. Now are you happy? That report is due before lunch tomorrow, you know. - CL
The End
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