I couldn't resist doing this even though I know it isn't possible. Hey, ths is FIC! =)
Disclaimer: I have no idea who created Cuervo, but please forgive me for taking liberties. Many thanks to Mog for her ATF playground.
Others in my series: JD
NAME: Alejandro Santo Domingo De La Vega, but my humans call me 'Cuervo'. I am trying to make them understand my full name, but they are not cooperating.
SEX: Male
HOME: The large echoing chamber underground, where the metal chariots come with my humans to pay homage.
HEIGHT: everyone kneels before me.
EYES: green
HAIR: orange and white
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? There is a mousehole in the far corner of the echoing chamber that I am monitoring closely
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I do not need to have my mice on a pad. I will catch and destroy them myself.
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: shredded
FAVOURITE SMELL: the long-haired human's chariot has tuna hidden somewhere.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When the large metal chariot with flashing red lights comes in and one of my humans is being carried into it.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When my human with the green eyes provides me with a warm metal chariot to nap on long after the other metal chariots have cooled.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: hunt
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: the mice in the echoing chamber squeaking in fear.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Where are my humans?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? I always land on my feet.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? I do not know what this is.
PEN OR PENCIL? I have seen my humans carrying both.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? My humans always answer it very quickly, shouting into the little black boxes.
FAVOURITE FOODS: the very tall human's redstuff makes my whiskers curl, and the long-haired human gives me tuna.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I have not seen them since I first left the litter.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? *licks innocently at paw*
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla is a most delicate flavor and pleasing to me. It matches my fur.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? No mice?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I like the warm fronts of the metal chariots.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What are those?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have my humans.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Cats are the best sort of animal to be.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Bast
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: there is a patch of catnip near the echoing chamber.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of course not.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? No self-respecting feline would wear a shirt.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED< WHAT WOULD IT BE? I guard my humans in the echoing chamber. That is my purpose.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I am purrfect as I am.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I would not allow such to marr my fur.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? my humans love me
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: What is a wedding?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? my echoing chamber has arrows and cryptic hieroglypics such as 'Emergency Stairwell' and 'Reserved for ATF-07'
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Where are the mice?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? What is snapple?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I am able to clean myself and scratch with both paws.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? All four paws are needed to put my instructions on my humans' chariots.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? protect the catnip with a fence
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? four black rubber round things
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? One
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? a large black square chariot that brings the human in black to worship me.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? the long-haired human has an open metal chario that provides me with tuna
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? There are mice in the far corner of the echoing chamber
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Socks is trying his best to work with a defective human. I could not manage such with the inferior quality he was stuck with.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT? That snooty bloodhound at the training facility.
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(Man, that was a stretch! I wonder what Peso would say...)
The End
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