Announcing, a selection of Greeting Cards featuring your favorite King of Thieves: Autolycus. Each card has Autolycus' wry sense of humor printed on the inside.
These cards are designed to print on your favorite printer and then folded for mailing (Envelope not included).
When printing, turn off your header/footer option on your print set-up menu to keep from printing those nasty URLs and spoiling these nifty cards. Also, depending on your margin set-ups, you may have to adjust the margins. These were designed to print with .75 left/right margins.
Below is a sampling of what the outside of each card looks like. You may click on the following links to print the card of your choice.
By the way, these are just for fun.
Lots of different occasions are represented:
Missing You
Love
New Baby
Christmas
No Special Occasion
Inside: That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Inside: It's almost like you're here.
Inside: After having met you, I've changed my mind.
Inside: What in Tartarus was I thinking?
Inside: Lots of people do it, but nobody is stupid enough to admit it.
Inside: Did you ever find out who the father was?"
Inside: I hope it's your sister.
Inside: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so ugly.