You know there's Robert Downey, and Slater, and Manson, and maybe Nader.
There is Charlie Sheen, and Strawberry, and the Florida Gators...
But do you know...
The most famous coke-head of them all!!!!!????
George Bush the coke-head president,
had a very powdered nose,
and if you ever saw him,
you would even say he glows ( Like Columbia)
All of the other asswipes (politicians)
used to laugh and call him names ( Like Dingleberry )
They never let poor Georgie
join in any political aims ( Like Governor )
Then one foggy December eve
the supreme court went his way.
Georgie with your nose so white,
won't you trample on black voters rights!
Then all the KKK loved him,
and they shouted out with glee ( Zeig Hail! )
Georgie the coke-head president
you'll go down in history(Like "Milli Vanilli" )
Well it is finally official that G.W. is the presOdent! You know many people were protesting, and saying he's gonna tear down the country. But I, on the other hand feel that no president can really do jack shit except make war. (and I have flat feet so even that doesn't concern me).
However, I will finally tell you all that I, in fact, voted for Gore. And like 80% of the country I didn't really vote for Gore as much as I voted
against
Bush! Just like people voted against Clinton, and not really for "Mr. Sobriety". I'm sure you're wondering why I, or anyone did this? Was it because of religion? No. Was it because of school vouchers? No. Was it because of women's right to choose? No. I don't think he in his wildest dreams could affect any real time policies. I do however know for a fact, that the president gets to personally hand pick, and elect, by himself, the FCC officials.
Now this is a problem. We have "Mr. Christian Right" (Not to be confused with that other junkie "Christian Slater"). This guy is gonna
Fuck
with my entertainment!! Now that affects me in the real world, and that I will rail against! I love my shows, of all sorts (mostly dirty...DUH)
and I don't want some "pud wafer" who couldn't stop hitting the sauce till he was 45 to tell me what I can listen to or not! I view my entertainment as
Joy,
and no one, not he, nor anyone will take my joy from me!
So I voted
against
Bush, so that one day my brothers and sisters could craft the finest of penis jokes, without fear or prejudice! So that one day men of all colors could sit together and make Pollock jokes! And I wait for the day when we who have marched against oppression will remember the words from an old negro poet,"Muthafucker, Muthafucker, OHHH Muthafucker, you stand'in on my Goddamn feet!!"
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