Reasons why I think Florida should sink off into the Gulf, and never return for being the backward ass rube state it is.
1. Their state beverage is orange juice (no originality)
2.Their state bird is the Mockingbird (oh there's a fucking surprise, they mock us by having the nerve to call themselves a state)
3.Their State flower is the Orange Blossom ( the orange blossom is white, no wonder these dumb fucks can't punch a hole in a ballot, or gee I don't know LOOK!!!)
4.Their State song is Swanee River. ( ok what the fuck is a swanee?? Do We dare ask them?? They probably forgot by now, the dip shits that they are).
I don't like Bush, nor Gore, both are talking heads for corporations, and anyone who defends either is a piece of shit to me. But these Florida voters are just plain stupid! When we all took TAAS, or SAT test we were
told
many, many, many times to fill in the circle
hard, dark,
and
in the lines
, or the computer that graded it
would not accept it!
And I'm sure all of us had many points marked off for mistakenly doing this. And we all knew that one family that bitched that little "Timmy" could have gotten 1250, instead of 1245, and if you're like me you beat him up, and took his lunch money the rest of the year lol!! Fuck Florida, and fuck its people, I say we as a nation vote to remove, the dumbest state in the union. So when you're looking to blame someone for this
huge
embarrassment, don't blame the democrats, or the GOP...
BLAME FLORIDA, blame Florida,
cause there really really stupid and can't even punch in a hole.
BLAME FLORIDA, blame Florida, cause they're really, really old, and can't even produce any coal!
BLAME FLORIDA, blame Florida, cause they're probably getting payed to re-vote in Gores way!
BLAME FLORIDA, blame Florida, cause there not even a real state any waaaaaaaaaaays!!!!!
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