Now I'm not one to just see the bad in all things, on the contrary I thought that the performances were up to par with past performances. When you think of the greats who had at one time graced the stage like:
Milli Vanilli
Back Street Boys
Brittany Spears
It's no wonder this years' awards were hard to top. We had great performances by Destinys Child whose brown ass cheeks flared out of their hot pants like a finely made brownie. We had Christina Aguilara whose fine kooter dazzled the audience, and kept it spell bound! However I think Tony Bennet left his boner in San Francisco. Then we had Faith Hill who despite giving one of the most laughable singing performances ( She thought she was playing the Comedy Awards! ) When she accepted the award for Best Country Artist we got to see her hubby so excited that he ripped her shirt open so we could have faith in her nicely shaped sweater meat. But being the performer that she is, she kept with the spirit of her comedy act by using the Grammy to cover her fine TaTas. ( She's the next Pauly Shore ). Now we had many things going on, and I just can't cover them all, we saw Erika Badu's new Charles Barkley look, and saw how losers of the west could still live freely in this country and get awards for mumbling and spanking a drum.
But, nothing was more exciting than of course the main attraction, which was heart throb Elton John, and famous gay musician Em-n-Em...well I was close. But before we had this act, we had the president of the Grammys tell us how it was o.k. to witness this act, and how we need to expand our minds, there hasn't been this much warning before an act since Adam Sandler's last movie!
Finally they took the stage, and gave a performance that even my parents watched!?. Now this article said I would review so you must be wondering what my thoughts of the performance were? Did he think Slim Shady's rapping skills were killing? I don't know? Did he think that Elton John did a better job than original singer of the chorus DIDO? I don't know? Did he think that the lyrics would show how poor young white males have a voice that isn't shown in the music or media and only through Mathers can we truly see the underbelly of Americana? I had to take a rancid piss, so ask someone else. Folks the only thing I can say is that the performance was great, not for it's social enlightenment, or witty lyrics, rather because every time the Grammy producers thought he was gonna curse, Slim Shady would switch the lyrics, then curse on a lyric that wasn't in the original!! Now that is just brilliant, and I am a fan for life. Nothing was funnier than watching CBS bleep out "crap" then sit and listen to him say "Fuck!". Many rock stars have thought it to be rebellious to curse on T.V. when the producers asked them not to, but it hasn't been rebellious since Morrison did it. Marshall Mathers found a new way to stick it to them, and it was a hoot if I ever saw one. So my review is that I may not be a fan of rap, or conscious raising lyrics, but goddamnit I am a fan of someone who fucks with people in suits!! Marshall Mathers gets 5 out of 5 Richie hardons for his shit disturbing performance!
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