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Yo Momma's So Fat...
She had to be baptized in Sea World!
When she wears high heels, they're not high heels anymore!
When you stand on top of her stomach, you're ears pop!
Whenever somebody tries to drive their car around her, they run out of gas!
People jog around her for exercise!
When she lies on the beach, nobody else gets any sun!
When she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
She ran after the school bus because she thought it was a giant Twinkie.
Her nickname is WOW!
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. The people in back her thought it was a boring movie. Good thing she sat in the middle row. At least half the people got to see the movie.
When she steps in the left (or right) turn lane it gives her the green arrow.
When she wants to get to another room, you have to grease the door and hold a couple hundred boxes of Twinkies in front of her to get her out.
When she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.
When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!". 
