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Hobo: Hello there loyal viewers this week, Master chief and Solid Snake couldn't make it, apparently they have to attend a Menza meeting
,but one of our guests here informs me that they saw them trying to work out how to use the coffee machine,
anyway this week's guests are:
Mario from Nintendo fame!
Mario: Itsame!marioicantpunctuatemysentancesasispeakthemtoofastfornormalhumancomprehenision!
Hobo: Yes that's right Mario, you sure are Mario...Christ, the dude in charge of guests is so fired...Next up, Sgt. Cortez from
Timesplitters Two!
Sgt. Cortez: Formation Five Fellow Guests! (Cortez mumbles: Formation Five, the one where I'm back at base, yes....)
Mario: whatthefunkdidyoujustsayyoucrazypieceofcrap?
Abe: Hello..
Hobo: Sorry there Abe! In all this rucus I forgot you were here!
So Abe, after
your latest gaming venture in 'Munch's Oddysee' Oddworld Ihabitants decided to give you a break from their
games, so what have you got coming uo in the future?
Abe: Well, you see Hobo, OWI have decided to temporarly sell the license to Nintendo, and Sony, for 3 games..
Hobo: We realise that this is top secret information, but could you give us a bit of information on each?
Abe:Well that is highly against contract, I'm sure that my wages would be removed for just the tiniest bit of information
but Ok.... The First game is a Collaberation with Nintendo called, Generic Abe Party game, which features Mario and myself
doing pointless stuff until everyone gets bored and goes to read a book/ watch a film/ commit suicide.
The second game is a multi format game, called Abe's Amazing Multiformat Adventures, which is destined to sell huge amounts!
Hobo:And... what is it about?
Abe: That's the thing, we don't know yet, probably a rip off of tetris. The final game is called Mad-Max The Mug VS OWI: It's a
scrolling beat 'em up where you play Mad-Max the Mug, enraged after discovering that Oddworld isn't actually real. Your powerups include
an Anti Alcar Atom Bomb and a GD (General Destruction) Stick of doom.
Hobo: Yeah that sounds err great, anyway, we don't have time for much more (My fingers ache-real Hobo) TTFN!
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