Smart and/or Beautiful 2003

A visual guide to Canada's biggest and brightest!!

Grahame Cummins, dramatically lit, reveals his bi-sexuality to the entire party. No one is suprised.

Lenny shocks us all when he admits to playing a part in the JFK assasination.

A few drinks away from an orgy.

Three devious women plan something dangerous.

Cummins and Wettlaufer huddle close, absorbing the strange, unnatural warmth that ebbs from a tuxedo-clad Douglas Burtenshaw.

Danny 'n' Channy exchange quips. Laughter ensues.

Between shots of whiskey, Cummins claims to be personal friends with Ringo Starr.

Lenny looks away, repulsed, as Lia's arm snaps and dangles like a noodle.

Rita, deliriously drunk, cackles loudly after throwing a beer bottle through the tv set....

Julia and Dan discuss world domination.

Julia continues to discuss world domination with Harveen. I've probably misspelled Harveen.

Mike and Liz discuss Julia's fascination with world domination and Corey Hart's failed comeback.

Sean plays Nintendo, trying to forget Julia's sick fixation with world domination and wondering when the next bash will be -- we're thinking December.