New Years 2000
This picture is of Jeff and I. It was taken on New Years eve at our hotel. I like the pic but the floral curtains in the background kinda suck. Oh well. We had a great time. Best New Years I've ever had! Besides, Jeff was such a hotti in his tux! What a great way to start the new millenium!
We spent New Years with my mom and her new man Jeff. Not to be confused with my Jeff...lol It was suprisingly not confusing either. :-)
Here is a link to some family and friends photo's. Some of my younger brother and niece ect...
 
 My Favorite Joke
Ok here goes....
A man walks into a little old pub, goes to the bar and sits down. He orders a shot, shoots it back, and then notices this jar full of money sitting on the counter. He asks the bartenter what all the money is for, noting there must be a few thousand dollars in it. The bartender replies that a man has to put in $20 and then complete three tasks. If he completes all three then he gets the cash. "Ok" says the man, "What are the three things?"
"Well," say's the bartenter, "See that bouncer behind you?" The man turned around to see a really big guy standing at the front door. "You have to knock him out in one punch. Not many people have made it past him." "Alright." said the man "What's the second?"
"The second is even harder! There's a mean, angry bear out back with a toothache. You have to go into his cage, empty handed and pull out his tooth." Wow thought the man, this is getting harder. "The third thing," continues the bartender,"and the hardest, there's and old cranky nun up on the hill, and you have to f**k her."
The man orders a few more shots, throws them back, sits there for a while, until he starts to feel quite relaxed. Finally he stands up, straightens himself out. Walks over to the bouncer, taps on his shoulder and socks him one as hard as he can. BLAM ! The bouncer falls to the ground. The man walks back over to bar, sits down and calmly orders a few more shots.
Ok, thinks the man, that wasn't so bad. Throwing back a few more drinks he starts to get nervous about the bear. Every once and a while he hears it roar in pain. He orders a few more drinks, in hopes of building up his courage, and finally after a long while..he gets up and staggers out back, feeling quite drunk by this time.
Well, inside the pub, everyone hears this mighty roar. There's yelling and roaring and all kinds of viscious sounds going on. This continues for about 15 minutes, when suddenly everything is silent. Then in walks the man. He's covered in blood, clothes all tattered and torn. He staggers back to the bar and sits down. The bartender has a drink waiting for him, so the man slams it back, and after a moment he looks up at the bartender and says "Now where's that nun with a toothache?"
Hehehehe..I know kinda sick, but it just cracks me up!
If anyone has any other good jokes then please email them to me. If I like them I will put them on my page, and give you the credit! Thanks.
My First Award
This is my first award. So I am proud of it! Yet I am still not sure why I got it but I'm showing it off anyways! If you click on it you can visit the site of JD whom issued it to me. (It is a great site so check it out.)
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This Is Me
Can't forget the moose..hehehe 
Now if I only had a Mounty! LOL
Dad's Wedding
