I have a feeling my true calling in life is philosophy. OK, maybe we shouldn't call it philosphy. I think it might fit more into the bizzare thoughts, strange ideas, and elaborate lies category. You see, my mind is constantly spinning out all sorts of wierd theories about things, and until now, I had no one to listen to them. So all these wierd images have been floating around in my head and festering for a couple of years. That's why they may seem a bit odd (alright, they are a bit odd, not because they've been festering, but because I'm just strange!) Anywhoo, enough explanation! Here is my collection of essays, theories, and stray thoughts, they tend to get a bit..... uh.... elaborate, so if you can't follow just smile and nod!


The Green Crayon is an essay I wrote based on a theory I have involving how much a very small and seemingly irrelevant thing, such as picking a color of crayon when you are in Kindergarten, can change your whole life.
UPDATED 9/18!! The Conspiracy, because I doubt you are aware that there is a mass global conspiracy going on right under our noses. Lately I have been collecting data, and I'm afraid I must say, the situation is grim, read this to discover the ugly truth!