[9-4-2] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b
Beeeeep... systems back online... file recovery complete... why does my head hurt?
MAX: You smashed it against a wall when you fainted.
I see.
MAX: By the way, Joe's gonna kill us all.
Oh. Time to escape!
MAX: But the door won't open!
SEAN opened the DOOR!
MAX: Does it hurt to thrust your hand through two feet of metal like that?
Max, shut up and let's go before- DANGER!
LEE: GRAAHRRRRRRR!
LEE bashed the DOOR in!
Ow, ow, ow!! Dammit!
LEE trampled over SEAN!
I detest this world.
LEE raised his ARMS!
LEE: Otherworlder . . . your time is up.
MAX: What did we ever do to you?!
This, for one.
SEAN bashed the DOOR over the BACK of LEE'S HEAD!
LEE dropped to his KNEES!
Chris is waiting at the exit. Run, Max.
MAX: ... Yeah. There isn't anything left for us here.
MAX ran away!
Now, you seem like a-
NARRATOR wonders what SEAN is WAITING for!
Dammit.
SEAN ran after MAX!
WHISPER glided by!
?!
CLOUD of BLACK MIST erupted from the FLOOR in front of SEAN!
Danger... Narrator, what is this?
FENRIR: Ah, how interesting. The robotic boy, and the Narrator's shed skin.
SEAN raised his FISTS defensively!
FENRIR: How did you recover from the EMP so fast?
Robotic?! Sean?!
Don't make me laugh.. Your technology is hilariously pathetic - barely more advanced than even Terra!
Now reveal yourself and your intentions.
FENRIR: Hahahahahahahahahahaa! My intentions?
FENRIR: Oh, humanity...
FENRIR materialized, blocking the way MAX went, as the BLACK MIST faded!
You're Joe's ally, the one who knocked me and the others out. Understood.
You could join us, Sean...
Yes, I could...
... But that won't happen.
SEAN wants to fight!
FENRIR wants to fight!
FENRIR: ssss...
Narrator!!! Check on Max for a second!
He could need your help.
But, Narrator won't be able to help much if he spreads his CONSCIOUSNESS!
Just focus on one place a time so you won't get too confused. And, if I get into trouble, you can mass yourself together again.
Okay! And when NARRATOR gets back, young HUMUS ALPINE, you will EXPLAIN where you turned CYBERNETIC!
CHRIS sighed!
Yes, Narrator...
Location: Mobile Dungeon Corridor
Player: Max [1-2-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b
MAX!
Yo.
WRONG way!
Oh.
LEE appeared!
D'oh.
LEE: You ran from me! Coward...
So?
LEE: Grrrrrr..... Thought you could escape, eh? I know this mobile dungeon's side-corridors and secret passages like the back of my gauntlet! Prepare to die, by order of the king of the northern region.
Uh... no?
fLEE wants to fight!
Fine. Let's go!
Player: Sean
Attack missed!
FENRIR hit the WALL, SHOULDER-first!
Narrator!
MAX is in trouble! SEAN had best HURRY!
Right.
FENRIR: Not an option, mechanical one.
FENRIR launched itself at SEAN!
SEAN used CYBER SMASH!
Critical hit!
FENRIR tumbled to the ground!
As you can see, this is almost over.
Don't let the tombstone hit you on the way out...
SEAN used FATALITY KICK!
FENRIR: You underestimate me... `tiliaiH!!!
FENRIR cast MAGIC!
SEAN stumbled and FELL flat on its FACE!
FENRIR: Technology's greatest knight knows less of power than a mere apprentice magus. So don't make me laugh by thinking you can win.
FENRIR: Give up. By now, my king will already be upon your elder companion.
NEEEEVEEErrrrrRRRRR...
SEAN stood up slowly!
FENRIR: I see. Let's begin to really fight, then.
Let's.
SEAN used HEADBUTT!
FENRIR was smashed against WALL!
Out with the old, in with the new. Bitch.
Player: Joe [32-6-5] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b
There, he hasn't moved. This should be interesting.
WOOHOO! NARRATOR hasn't seen any ACTION since BORED! NARRATOR was getting BORED!
You'll get plenty more after this, perhaps...
CHRIS appeared!
CHRIS: You...... so you've found me...
It was easy. We knew where you were even before that slinkyphobic reported to us.
CHRIS: Slinkypho..? Good grief.
And now you can forget about escaping....
CHRIS: Treacherous blegger!
What the hell. Who do you think you are? You've changed for the worse, Chris...
CHRIS: Everything has. But how did you ever become a king? You're a spoiled, artsy, hypocrite of a brat, after all.
Can NARRATOR hurt CHRIS yet!?
CHRIS: ...?! Narrator...? Big N? What are you doing...
This Narrator has kept his loyalties correct.
CHRIS: Another one? Ah... I see, the theory of personality chronofragmentation is correct after all.
Whatever. I'll show you, here and now, how I became a king...
CHRIS: And I'll show you what I've learned while your heart rotted away...
Heh heh heh.... you know, I didn't completely believe you would all be like this until I met you in person, despite all the assurances of my advisor...
Narrator, check on how Lee's doing with the others... Because I'm about to have a little battle...
JOE grabbed a POKE BALL from his BELT!
CHRIS: What the bleg... Poke Balls?!
Allow me to enlighten you! I became a king, Chrisy... by getting lots of allies.
JOE wants to fight!
CHRIS: Oh yeah, man, you're a regular charisma machine.
You shut up.
Player: Lee [0-1-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #11b
MAX wants to fight!
MAX: Narrator! You're back already?
LEE used SWAT!
MAX tried to BLOCK!
MAX'S PALMS were GASHED open!
LEE used GATECLOSER!
MAX'S FEET were KICKED forwards, HEAD was KNOCKED backwards!
MAX collapsed to the GROUND, BLEEDING!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! 8D
MAX: Sean... Where are you...
LEE used METEORITE SLAM!
MAX'S HEAD was BATTERED!
MAX crawled BACKWARDS, pulling himself UP!
MAX tried to CATCH his BREATH!
LEE used SNAP FIST!
MAX ducked UNDER and used BITE!
Gah!
MAX KNEED LEE in the GUT!
Oohfh!
You are no warrior...
MAX used KICK!
LEE was KICKED in the face!
LEE fell backwards!
MAX wiped the BLOOD on his CHEEK, smearing it!
MAX: I never said I was.
Hm... eh! YOU will get YOURS, MAX!
Player: Joe
CHRIS wants to fight!
CHRIS: I'm waiting.
Here is one of my 'allies', for your information.... Spooky, strike!
JOE sent out SPOOKY!
Your only friend is a flying midget? That's... kind of sad...
Oh, but I have plenty more, don't worry. Hahahahahaha!
And it's not a flying midget, it's a phantom plushie. -.-
CHRIS: ...
CHRIS: ...
ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLD BACK A SNICKER?!
Spooky, Spectre's Tornado!
CHRIS sent out CHRIS!
CHRIS used DIVE!
TORNADO flew into WALL and DISSIPATED!
It's pointless, Chris. Possession!
SPOOKY used POSSESSION!
CHRIS: Materialize...
CHRIS used MATERIALIZE! HOLY WATER appeared!
SPOOKY'S attack was warded off!
SPOOKY used SKULL NEEDLES!
CHRIS evaded attack!
CHRIS used RUBY BLAST!
Curses...
SPOOKY is in critical condition!
CHRIS: You've made a grave miscalculation, JoeJoe.
... That was just awful.
CHRIS: What was? We both know you don't stand a ghost of a chance against me.
Player: Sean
Enough stalling!
SEAN focused ENERGY!
SEAN'S ARMS extended x2!
SEAN'S STRENGTH greatly ROSE, and FINGERS sharpened into CLAWS!
A LOT of explaining to do! -_o
Um... later, I promise.
FENRIR focused ENERGY!
FENRIR'S ARMS extended x3!
FENRIR'S STRENGTH greatly ROSE, and FINGERS sharpened into CLAWS!
Crud.
FENRIR: *ryieyivNyiy *Nyiee *ryiieyiivayiiS
FENRIR cast MAGIC!
FENRIR was fully healed!
Crap.
FENRIR used WRECKING CLAWS!
SEAN blocked!
SEAN'S ARMS were SMASHED AWAY!
Sh-
SEAN was SLICED in TWO, DARTH MAUL style!
Hm... whoa, deja vu. SEAN? SEAN? SEAN, get UP!
FENRIR: Hahahahaaaaaa...
Player: Max
MAX used SPIT!
LEE: Eeeenough!
LEE used THRASH!
MAX leaped back!
LEE: You should never have come here...
It wasn't my choice!
MAX backed away! LEE advanced!
MAX! FENRIR just killed SEAN!
Whaaat?!
LEE: There are forces at work here you cannot begin to understand.
Then.. help me! You know!
LEE: I'm sorry, boy...
MAX ran away!
LEE hurtled after MAX!
MAX! A DOOR! TRY IT!
MAX opened DOOR!
STAIRS appeared!
Has anyone ever told you how crappy your sense of direction is?
No...
LEE: Come back here! I promise to make your death swift!
Salesmen are so pushy these days...
MAX raced down STAIRS!
MAX reached next LANDING!
Ye-
LEE leaped down and landed next to MAX!
-o...
LEE brought back one ARM!
MAX! RUN!!! I CAN'T lose YOU too!
Get away! You can't do this! For I am... the Max!
MAX backed away, WIDE-EYED!
LEE used UPPERCUT!
MAX went flying backwards!
MAX tumbled down STAIRS!
NO!
MAX landed on next LANDING!
MAX... fainted... it's... over...
All my... hopes... only CHRIS is left! But some powerful FORCE is making it impossible for ME to reach HIM!
LEE: Silence.
-__-
YOU.
LEE walked down STEPS!
BLOOD pooled under MAX'S HEAD...
Player: Joe
Enough playing around.
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAAAAAA....
CHRIS: ...? Eh?
This has been slightly amusing...
CHRIS: Oh no you don't. No sudden evil turning the tide of battle surprise attack! I end this now.
CHRIS: Spiral... Narration... Bllaaaasst!!
CHRIS fizzled!
CHRIS: ...
CHRIS: What the bleg.
How cute. That was it?
CHRIS: But... but... my power...
... Is used by drawing upon the Narrator's.
And THIS NARRATOR ain't so GENEROUS!
... so you are powerless.
CHRIS: That sucks.
I suppose. Destroy him!
SPOOKY is charging up!
CHRIS: My god. You're ... really going to kill me?
Actions speak louder than words, they say.
SPOOKY used DEATH FLARE!
Location: Elsewhere Aboard Mobile Dungeon
Player: Cloaked Person [0-0-0] Last Appearance: Light Version Battle #26b
Found you.
Don't go any closer just yet, or else...
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BATTLE RANKINGS:
Sean 9 Wins, 4 Losses, 2 Draws
Max 1 Win, 2 Loss, 0 Draws
Chris 8 Wins, 10 Losses, 8 Draws
Baxter 6 Wins, 3 Losses, 3 Draws
Joe 32 Wins, 6 Losses, 5 Draws
Rahu 5 Wins, 1 Loss, 2 Draws
Fenrir 3 Wins, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Lung 0 Wins, 1 Loss, 1 Draw
Lord Bored 0 Wins, 2 Losses, 0 Draws
Pookie 305721 Wins, 1 Loss, 9 Draws
Xap 0 Wins, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Jimminy? 0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Lee 0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Narrator 1 Win, 1 Loss, 0 Draws
Other Narrators 0 Wins, 0 Losses, 0 Draws
Bael 0 0wnz, 9999999 sucks, 0 only sorta sucks
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