"Chain Letter"
I got a chain letter
Deleted it, then died
I got a chain letter
Threw it away, then died
I just can’t get a break
From these emails, can’t take
It any more, I’ve tried
I got a chain letter
Deleted it, then died
Send this to fifteen people
And within fifteen minutes a miracle
Will happen before you eyes
Don’t worry it’ll be a startling surprise
I’m tired, broke, and I feel this is a joke
So I’ll delete this, then get back to living
Why do stupid people send stupid emails?
I think I answered that question in itself
Now they’re coming through snail mail
Then I put my house up for sale
I’m sick of getting these sick letters
Feelin’ like a bird with defective feathers
Mail isn’t supposed to be tampered with
Keep the one labeled from and to my address
This little game isn’t funny
You’re wasting my time, I’m losing money
Receiving mail not worth my cash
This day sure went by pretty fast
