"Culpeper, Culpeper"
Culpeper, Culpeper
Soft as a feather
Indentations never
Culpeper, Culpeper
Fake chicks wearin’ leather
Made of real leopard
Skin deep
The cuts sever
Funky feet
Smell like forever
Culpeper, Culpeper
Teachers named Trevor
Squeaky clean, clever
Culpeper, Culpeper
