"First Aide"
You don’t really want this, no
So much you coulda taken home
But you let your ‘tude get in the way
You left them with nothing to say
You know what you’re doing
Don’t know what I was thinking
Trying to help you
Be better at what you do
My mistake, but please take this stake
And plunge it through your hate
Oh, you’re good - oh, you’re real good
I really wish you would
I need some first aide
Someone to serenade
Please just persuade
Me to the hospital
Where I’ll be able to lay
And rest until Judgment Day
I’m not afraid
I just need not to bleed
I need some first aide
To this day, I have not seen
Any others that could demean
As well as you
And in your intentions
They were quite true
In the aspect of tension
You win, I lose
It’s all about you
If you’ll excuse me
I ought to be leaving
I’ll buy the T-shirt.
